Zhang Fei: *holds pear craved like a pumpkin* thIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLO--
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Zhao Yun: look it, it's fricking bats. I love Halloween.
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Zhang Bao: pst
Xingcai: *raises head* what?
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Liu Shan: *pretends to smoke pen* *puts steam in face* Blazing. Just kidding, it's my macaroni and cheEEZE.
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Bao Sanniang: Oh my gosh I love Chipotle. Chipotle's my liiife.
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Guan Suo: On my way to fuck your bitc-*falls*
Guan Ping: *whEEZES* Oh my God get up.
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Zhang Fei: Let's gET WHITE GIRL WASTED.
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Ma Chao: We just got a letter! Wonder who it's from? *opens letter*
Wang Yi: Suck my ass.
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Guan Yinping: I'm in me mum's car. Broom Broom!
Yueying: Get out me car!
Guan Yinping: AW!
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Pang Tong: This kid's defientely on crack right now.
Wei Yan: Ya! YAAAAAAAA!
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inspired by Watermelon-kun 's Jin as Vines chapter
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