tellonym • luwoo

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kingwoo: get ur butt up here immediately

theycallmelucas: oh jeez, what did i do this time?

kingwoo: nothing i just want kisses

theycallmelucas: way to give me a heart attack, fucker

kingwoo: i will break up with you so help me bitch

theycallmelucas: COMING DEAR💞💕💖💓💘

kingwoo: i thought so

theycallmelucas: oh the power you have

kingwoo: hurry upppp

theycallmelucas: why are you so whiny today?

kingwoo: i think i'm pregnant

theycallmelucas: W H A T

theycallmelucas: there's so many things wrong with that, number 1 being the fact thAT I HAVENT FUCKED YOU YET

kingwoo: so me being very much male and pregnant is less concerning than you not being the father?

kingwoo: lucas what the fuck

theycallmelucas: what can i say, what's mine is mine, i don't care if you defy biology as long as i'm the one who enables it

kingwoo: oh?

theycallmelucas: anyways, what does my whiny baby want?

kingwoo: fuck me?

theycallmelucas: oH

theycallmelucas: OKAY ON MY WAY