tellonym • luwoo

042.

kingwoo: we're helping jaemin get jeno back

theycallmelucas: why?

kingwoo: because in 12 years i've known jaemin, he's never talked about anyone the way he does jeno. he genuinely cares about him in ways he can't explain. he likes jeno a lot and the fact that he finally admitted it means we're helping him get jeno back

theycallmelucas: fine

theycallmelucas: on one condition

kingwoo: anything

theycallmelucas: you meet me at *insert coffee shop name here* in one hour:)

kingwoo: oh fuck okay

theycallmelucas: i wanna meet you before we get our best friends back together

theycallmelucas: or get them together? because they were just fuck buddies technically?

theycallmelucas: oh shit he saw that PFFT IM GONNA DIE

theycallmelucas: hi this is jeno im gonna fucking murder lucas so like sorry

kingwoo: oh dear

kingwoo: okay it's been ten minutes i'm gonna need lucas back now please

theycallmelucas: JUNGWOI

theycallmelucas: HELP KAHDKS JENO PINCHED ME REALLT HARD

theycallmelucas: AND THRN HE FLICKED ME RIGHT ON MY HEAD IM DYIG JUNGWOO HELP

kingwoo: okay why is jeno the biggest mood

theycallmelucas: fine i see how it is

kingwoo: jk but like not really

theycallmelucas: well fuck you too

kingwoo: well if you insist...

theycallmelucas: JUNGWOO

theycallmelucas: JENO CAN STILL SEE THESE

theycallmelucas: HES YOUNGER THAN US

thecallmelucas: only by a year -jeno

kingwoo: yet you let him bully you wow

kingwoo: you fricking pussy

theycallmelucas: well you know what they say

theycallmelucas: you are what you eat👅😤

kingwoo: literally shut up you're the gayest person i've ever met

theycallmelucas: obviously you've never met ten?

kingwoo: what kind of name is ten

theycallmelucas: it's a nickname because no one wants to call him his full thai name

theycallmelucas: he jokes that it's because he's a 10 in bed and it doesn't help that johnny agrees

kingwoo: yo your friends are fuckin weird

theycallmelucas: i want to agree but honestly i'm not much better

kingwoo: dw i still love you

theycallmelucas: oH?

kingwoo: not like that

kingwoo: not yet anyway;)

theycallmelucas: OH?

kingwoo: okay i'm gonna go get ready for later n you should too so like ttyl

theycallmelucas: see ya 💖

kingwoo: 💗

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so i've adjusted the ages, the 00 liners (jeno, jaemin, renjun, donghyuck) are only one year younger than lucas and mark (our 99 liners), who i've also bumped up a year meaning that they are 20.

chenle and jisung are a year older than they are now, which means chenle is 18 and jisung is 17.

everyone other than chenle and jisung are above legal age and can drink.