tellonym • luwoo

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kingwoo: i wanna see what you look like.

theycallmelucas: well good morning to you too

kingwoo: sorry, good morning lucas

kingwoo: now let me see your face.

theycallmelucas: uHm no i'm a rat

kingwoo: i didn't know rats could type, let alone work a phone.

theycallmelucas: this one can

kingwoo: seriously man

theycallmelucas: PFFT 'MAN'

theycallmelucas: THAT IS THE MOST STRAIGHT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OFHSKDJS

kingwoo: how do you know i'm not straight?

theycallmelucas: because if you were, you would have already shut me and my pretty much obvious flirting down, dumbass.

kingwoo: jk i'm very much gay

kingwoo: oh

kingwoo: oH?

theycallmelucas: or maybe you're just oblivious. but it doesn't have to mean anything so like don't worry, i'm totally not in love with you or anything

kingwoo: ok

theycallmelucas: how did that thing with your friends go?

kingwoo: it was good, sicheng obviously said yes and then they made out for a really long time so i left

theycallmelucas: wow your friends sound cool

kingwoo: they really aren't but i love em anyways

theycallmelucas: all of my friends are gay to a certain extent it's actually insane

kingwoo: same i'm 99.9% sure between all of us we've dated every lgbtq+ man in all of korea tbh

theycallmelucas: not me

theycallmelucas: i've only dated one guy in korea and unless you know taeil it doesn't count

kingwoo: ....

theycallmelucas: i swear to god you know him don't you

kingwoo: we may or may not have been friends since 3rd grade...

kingwoo: he's never mentioned you tho?

theycallmelucas: it was in 8th grade so he probably just doesn't count it

kingwoo: this is a mess

theycallmelucas: i know, i really wish the author knew how to properly write a conversation between us

kingwoo: author?

theycallmelucas: i like to imagine someone somewhere is writing a book about our lives.

theycallmelucas: just imagine it, sprout

kingwoo: how many drugs are you on?

theycallmelucas: only one. it's called imagination, and i think you could use a hit or two, to be honest

kingwoo: you rude little shit