tellonym • luwoo

076.

gays and it's staying that way

kingwoo: waddup crackheads

maknaejisung: uHm i'm underage

chenlelelele: shut up

maknaejisung: shutting

tttaeyonggg: why do u listen to chenle and not me

chenlelelele: because i respect him and treat him how i would like to be treated if i were the youngest, unlike you.

theycallmelucas: you only do that because you've got a crush on him

chenlelelele has left the chat

kingwoo: lucas baby that wasn't nice

theycallmelucas: i told him i would get back at him for revealing my identity to you. this was that payback.

maknaejisung: wait what

kimdoyoung: i mean he already knows so,,,, chenle kinda sorta really likes you

maknaejisung: did all of you know?

jaehyunn_: perhaps

johnny.squared: that means yes

maknaejisung: yoU ALL KNEW MY CRUSH OF THREE FUCKING YEARS LIKES ME BACK AND NOBODY HAD THE COURTESY TO TELL ME????

9ten1112: ...love you?

maknaejisung: i expected this from ten, mark, jaehyun, renjun, kun, doyoung, jungwoo, taeyong, jaemin, donghyuck, jeno, yuta, sicheng, taeil and even lucas

maknaejisung: but you johnny? really?

maknaejisung: the one time you actually keep your mouth shut? i thought you were better than that

johnny.squared: you can't lecture me you're like five

9ten1112: johnny, not the time.

maknaejisung: i hate you all

maknaejisung: except lucas, i hate him a little less

donghyuck101: and chenle

maknaejisung: no fucking shit sherlock

huang.rj: why isn't taeyong yelling at him

jaehyunn_: he's still a little shook from chenle's speech

kunyounot: you people get weirder everyday jfc

marklee.com: you act as though you are any better

theycallmelucas: guys...

moonytaeil: welcome back

theycallmelucas: i think i lost chenle...

tttaeyonggg: ARE U FUCKING KIDDING

tttaeyonggg: U LOST UR BROTHER

tttaeyonggg: YUKHEI I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET OVER THERE U ARE SO DEAD

itsjenobitch: taeyong, you do know you aren't actuall our mother right?

kimdoyoung: shhh jeno you're too precious to die

na_jaemin: but it's true, technically you can't yell at us, you and jaehyun aren't our parents.

na_jaemin: otherwise that's a LOT of incest

johnny.squared: look jaemin i love you but even i know to shut up when it comes to this. unlike jeno, you aren't doyoung's favourite and he's the only one who can protect anyone from taeyong's wrath.

itsjenobitch: this is why doyoung's my favourite, he has good taste.

9ten1112: it's true, i know it for a fact. before lucas, kun and you came along and you became the favourite, it was me. i was invincible, jeno. invincible. but you stripped that away from me and i learned a very important lesson the first time i pissed taeyong off: DO. NOT. TAKE DOYOUNG FOR GRANTED.

kingwoo: storytime with ten is my favourite part of the day

9ten1112: awwee ily

kingwoo: ilyt boo

johnny.squared: JUNGWOO CAN YOU NOT STEAL MY BOYFRIEND THANKS

kingwoo: why would i want ten when i have lucas

johnny.squared: hmph

donghyuck101: why is doyoung the shield?

jaehyunn_: because doyoung knows his secrets

tttaeyonggg: ISTGSHUTUP

jaehyunn_: like things that i don't even know

marklee.com: whAT

jaehyunn_: yeah taeyong's like lowkey terrified of doyoung bc he could ruin his life:)

tttaeyonggg: JAEHYUN SHUT UP I FUCKING HATE YOU

nakamotoyuta: guys, i think we should focus on the fact that chenle is missing

maknaejisung: i'll go get him

sicheng.win: are you sure that's a good idea

maknaejisung: not at all, but it'll work