ᴘᴀʟᴀʏᴇ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴇ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs

The First Time He Heard You Swear

Rem:

You were drinking coffee and you burned your tongue.

"FUCK WHY IS THIS GODDAMN COFFEE SO FUCKING HOT!!!???" You screamed.

"Damn." Remington had his eyes wide and laughed a little.

Em:

You were watching a football game and your favorite team was down four points, and had just gotten a red card.

"Fuck! You assholes! This is not the goddamn time for FUCKING TESTOSTERONE!!!" You screamed at the TV.

Emerson was hanging out with his friends at that time, so they all give you a strange look from the kitchen. You smiled sweetly at them and looked back at the TV with an angry/really fucking angry expression.

Seb:

You were driving to dinner and a dude on the freeway cut you off, nearly causing an accident with your car and two other cars behind you.

"YOU ASSHOLE WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING YOU SADISTIC FUCK!!!!" You honked your horn for a good five seconds, then passed the dude, both you and Sebastian flipping him off simultaneously.

Sebastian leaned over and planted a kiss on your cheek, you still being angry.

"What was that for?" You asked him.

"Because that was cute as fuck." Sebi said back.