Tequila mocking bird

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"Oh, sé que te gusta esa vieja bruja de al lado es por eso que siempre vas a su casa, para que puedas ser golpeado" (oh I know why you always go to her house, so you can get hit on) "Bueno, tal vez debería ser su marido porque estoy bastante seguro de que ella no será tan perra como tú" (Well maybe I should be her husband instead cause i am pretty sure she won't be as close of a bitch as you are) Connor snapped back "Bueno, tal vez debería dejarte por Gavin y luego"(Well, maybe I should leave you for Gavin and then) she said sarcastically
"Well fine then!" Connor snapped even though he looked like he was about to cry. Kara one other hand was as strong as steel. Connor pouted like a seven year old grabbed hank and Markus who were watching the ordeal with everyone else in the household and stomped out of the house slamming the door behind him.

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"Connor we don't drink alcohol!" Exclaimed Markus "We do now. Bartender three shots of tequila" ordered Connor.
"Fine but only two shots" Markus said reluctantly "I don't care as long as I have alcohol."

*21 shots later
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Hank was puking, Markus was crying and Connor was drunk texting. It was an interesting sight to say the least. "Heyyy, I exing kiara. Wha I'll shay?" Connor asked Markus with a goofy laugh "shell her that she is pwetty." Then he added "pwetty fugly." They both laughed like idiots while texting it. How ever Hank on the other hand "Agatha why'd leaf mehh? For that CEO vat wash 'is name? Oh! Billy Doors." He started to bawl his eyes "Why is life soo harrdd!!?"
"Pfft HARD!" Markus snorted and him and Connor started laughing like idiots again. Then someone's phone started ringing; it was Markus' phone "Guys shut up I have a call from North" he whispered "ooooh, Noorrth smoochie smoochie!"giggled Connor and Hank "Shush" Markus hissed "hello babyy, how are youu? No I ain't drunk you're drunk.I misssss youuuu *makes kissing sound on the phone*" . "NORTH AND MARKUS SITTING ON A TREE K.I.S.S.I.N.G" those two idiots acted like 12 year olds who caught their friend having a girlfriend.

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3:00 am
Connor called a taxi and came back home as Markus went to North's place and Hank decided stay at the bar. Suddenly a voice behind him called "CONNIE POO!!!!" Said the lady "Kara?" He asked "Yes Connie poo?" "I am shhhorry for calling you a bish" He said while crying "It's okay!" She exclaimed but then she mumbled "cause I am one". " Did you say something honey?" He asked "N-No uhh nothing for you to worry about" she defended "you know what? Let's get you to bed so you'll feel better" he the nodded and kissed her. "Oh my" she whispered

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Next morning

Connor woke up from the sun shining on his eyes, some of his bio components slowed down from the alcohol thus he was bit drowsy but not as drowsy as a human would be. He turned over on the bed which suspiciously different but his eyes were half closed and sensors were slow so he was not bothered to check. His eyes met some green one's "Good morning Connie poo" wait this was- he screamed and said "HELP I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY AGATHA!!!!"

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