Connor: Happy 4th anniversary *hands her a bouquet*
Kara:T-thanks but what does it symbolise
Connor: Why do you ask
Kara: Cause you handed me a fucking bouquet of cactus!
Connor: It is so you won't have to tend to it as much. I am helping you save time.
Kara*Shakes head* Anyways it smells nice! What's cooking?
Connor: For the appetiser it is beetroot, licorice and black current pie with thyme infused crust. For main it is a vegan stew It contains tofu, mushrooms, carrots, rice, semolina, eggs, corn, peas, cornflour and juce from pickles and canned chickpeas. For dessert it is-
Kara: *Already left*
Margherita: *out of nowhere leaning on kitchen counter* ti ho detto di assumermi ma invece mi hai insultato e questa è la tua conseguenza ma ricorda che non è la fine (i told you to hire me but instead you insulted me and this is your consequence but remember thos is not the end)
Connor: *Screams*
The end
