Markus's love advice
Connor: I don't know how to talk to her
Markus: Practice with me
Markus:*wearing a blond wig* Hi Connor
Connor: whoa! You really let yourself go (he is implying that he/she has gotten ugly...and fat)
Markus: *Strangles Connor*
Connor: KARA SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET THIS STRONG?!!!
(This is from a David Lopez vine)