It was a bright morning, the trees were swaying, the birds were singing. Just a quiet and peaceful morning....... is what one would hope to say after getting woken up from loud screaming. What happened? Markus thinks someone stole his expensive underwear. Who in their right mind steal underwear from a android? Well the main suspect is Simon and he is crying in the corner.
Kara is trying to keep her shit together but her patience is shedding away faster than Markus's skin. Connor is on patrol so he was the only lucky not to experience this shitty ass train reck. Markus wanted to wear that underwear tonight on his date with North in a case of *wink*wink. Hank was laughing at the fact that Markus is actually getting laid. Markus was the king of tsunderes and the for the first time a girl is actually into him.
"Alright listen up you shit get your self together and remember where you last put it"
Said hank " I do remember it was in my closet on the top shelf and its gone now!" Yelled Markus. "You know what? We still have time let's check all the possible places you could have left it and find it before your date okay Markus? So now calm down" Kara said that calmly even though one could clear see that she is pissed off. Just then they heard the door click open, they turned around and saw Connor who was so conveniently back from his patrol. "Oh look Connor is back he can also help us to find your shitty underwear" Simon said bitterly. Poor Connor just stood there.....confused.
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Mission: find missing underwear
Positions:
Hank-the laundromat
Simon-house laundry
Connor-the backyard and agatha's house
Kara-comfort Markus
Sumo- comfort Markus
Markus- bawl your eyes out
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Markus
Was crying
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Kara and Sumo
Was comforting the man of a baby.
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Simon
The poor child was accused of stealing the underwear thus he was eager to prove his innocence. He was practically digging through the hamper like an ostrich. He was so eager that half his body was in the washing machine. Suddenly his hand that was balancing him slipped then he fell into the machine and oh so conveniently turned it on.
"SOMEBODY HELP MEEE!!!!!!!"
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Hank
He Went to laundromat that they usually use when the washing machine is too occupied. Suddenly he bumped into a lady and dropped her laudry. The lady turned out the be the creepy girl he dated in college as a bet and dumped her after a month. "You still love me don't you hanky poo?" She said while giving a repulsive pout "uhh no i don't samantha!" He hissed the she started crying and started saying "Hey! This fucker cheated on me and left me pregnant!" All the customers were surrounding him. Let's say they he won't be able to walk for the next two months
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Connor
Connor checked the back yard but found nothing so his only option was to check agatha's garden, the sweet old lady who was their neighbor. So he went to her house nd ringed the doorbell the door clicked open revealing agathe clad in a one piece swimsuit
"Why hello handsome. You alone today?" She said while wiggling her eyebrows . Oblivious to her flirting Connor said "Hello Agatha can i check if some of our laundry fell into your garden Agatha." "Sure handsome" she said. "You know Connor you can leave that android wife of yours and have a real woman. You could be my husband number 7." She said while stroking his butt. Connor got what she was doing now so he dashed out of the house faster than a cheatah
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That night
Everyone was in the living room exhausted from the days activities when Markus came and said "GUYS I FOUND MY UNDERWEAR!!!" He said excitedly "Really where?" Said hank "Well it turns out I was wearing it the entire time!" The room was dead silent after that until Simon broke the silence "I was accused of theft and was thrown inside a fucking washing machine!" Then hank exclaimed "Bastard! I ran into my ex and she had me beaten up by everyone in laundromat" And Connor practically yelled "AND I WAS FRISKED BY A SEVENTY YEAR OLD LADY!!!!" Now everyone except Kara and sumo was surrounding Markus. Let's just say that his date was postponed for the next six months.
*thas it guys I really hope you enjoyed it thank you sooo much for reading this crap. Leave a like if you want to see more Agatha and leave your feedback and requests on the suggestion box.
