Human AU for this to work
Kara: Connor look I have hired a Chef for us and not just any chef, A french chef!
Margherita: Pronto! Signor Anderson. I Margherita Martina Vittoria Augustus al tuo servizio (Hello! Mr Anderson. I Margherita Martina Vittoria Augustus at your service)
Connor: Isn't that Italian?
Margherita:*makes spitting sound* Quella parola è proibita! Odio gli italiani più di quanto odio Satana! (That word is forbidden! I hate Italians more than I hate Satan!)
Connor: But your speaking Italian and your name is also Italian though.....
Margherita: *Starts crying* Perché mi stai insultando accusandomi di essere italiano ?! Noi francesi siamo molto meglio di quelli italiani! Abbiamo cibo molto migliore! (Why are you insulting me by accusing me of being Italian?! We French are so much better than those Italians! We have so much better Food!)
Kara: *Hugs her* Connor stop! She is clearly French!
Connor: Are you for real?
Kara: Do you want a divorce? *Glares at him* Margherita how about you tell us your menu for us tonight.
Margherita: Il menu della cena di oggi è: Bruschetta con Roma e pomodorini guarniti con basilico primaverile e un filo di olio d'oliva, Ministrone con conchiglie, Polpette di carne bollite in una marinara fatta in casa condita con parmigiana e basilico e per dessert sarà panna cotta al basilico. (Today's dinner menu is: Bruschetta with Roma and cherry tomatoes garnished with spring basil and a drizzle of olive oil, Ministrone with conchiglie, Meatballs simmered in some homemade marinara topped with parmigiana and basil and for dessert it will be basil panna cotta.)
Connor: I was hoping for something along the lines of 'Beouf Bourguinon*
Magherita: Per l'ultima volta! Non cucino cibo italiano! (For the last time! i am not Italian!)
Connor: THATS IT! YOU'RE NOT FRENCH, YOU DON'T SPEAK FRENCH, YOU DON'T COOK FRENCH FOOD AND YOUR NAME IS 'MARGHERITA' FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
Margherita:*Runs away crying*
Kara: *Deathly aura* *pulls out axe*
Connor: Uh oh
The end
