Alice:*Wakes up Kara and hands her coffee*
Kara:Good morning sweetie, ready for momma to chaperone you to your first school field trip?
Alice:*points to clock*
Kara:*Screams* FUCK!! WE'RE FOUR HOURS LATE FOR THIS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT!!! SAMANTHA WAKE UUUPPP! WE'RE LEAVING IN NEGATIVE SIX
MINUTES!!! WAKE UP YOUR FUCKING SISTER!!!
*stabs cereal box*
Kara: HURRY UP!!! WE'RE LOSING TIIIME!!! THE SHOWERS GONNA HAVE TO BE PTA!!! Pits, tits and ass.
*More screaming*
"LETS GO, LETS GO!!! NO TIME FOR CAILLOU!!!
*In the car*
Kara:NO TIME FOR SEATBELTS!! HOLD ON MAMA'S GONNA GAS THIS THING!!! GET READY TO GO THROUGH TIME!!! *screaming*
Hank:*from the back seat* Can I get a ice cream when we get there?
Kara:DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??!!
Hank: I've been locked here since last friday
Kara: Yeah, yeah. Hey look *points to Connor* there's that hippie fuck I was telling you about
Connor:*waving* welcome to the park! Thank you for bring your fucking kids!
*at the park*
Kara: Alice go play with your friends. Don't touch me go play with your friends
*Inside the car*
Hank: I am still locked in here?!
*back at the park*
"HI DONNA! YOU LOOK VERY MATURE TODAY!!!"
*WILL CONTINUE AS SOON AS I HAVE REACHED 1K READERS 😊😉
