"Where is Connor?!" Asked Kara "We dunno, we just went out to have a drink and he just disappeared." Shrugged Hank "yOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU LOST MY HUSBAND??!!!!" Yelled Kara. "Lost? Pfft more like ran away from a witch wife." Chuckled Markus but that grin soon disappeared when Kara gave him her death glare. A cold chill ran down both their spine. "You know what? He may have gone to work." Suggested Markus "Today is his DAY OFF MARKUS. DAY OFF!" Ooh she was pissed. Hank pulled Markus towards him and whispered "Do android women PMS?" Markus just shrugged he new as much about the female android bodily function as much as Connor knew about sex.
Suddenly Alice walked in the room " Hey I just recieved an SOS from dad" "Really? What did he say?" Kara hurriedly asked "He said that he is kidnapped by someone name 'Hag'" oh no. "MISSION:CODE RED MAKE WAY TO THE EMERGENCY MEETING ROOM!" Kara ordered "Alice do your homework" she did not want her daughter to be scarred for life. "Aww but I want to have fun." She whined with puppy dog eyes "sigh* fine you can play fortnite all day." Kara tried to bargain which seemed to work as the girl happily ran up to her room.
***
"Alright in this mission we all be using code names." Kara had every one line up as if they are in the military. "Yes mam!" They replied
" I will be eagle one"
"Luther is been there done there"
"Connor is currently doing that"
"Simon is it happened once in a dream"
"North is if I had to pick a chick"
"Hank is my father"
"And Markus is.....eagle two"
"Oh thank god" Markus sighed
"SOLDIERS LISTEN UP!!! THIS DISAPPOINTMENT OF A HUMAN IS NO ORDINARY PERSON YOU MUST REMEMBER SHE HAD THREE OF HER HUSBANDS MURDERED AND TWO KIDNAPPED"
"YES MAM!" They replied
"YOU MUST BE DILIGENT, YOU MUST BE VIGILANT AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOU MUST FIND 'CURRENTLY DOING THAT'"
"YES MAM!"
" NOW GET INTO POSITIONS!! GO GO GO!!"
20 minutes later
Hank walked up to Agatha's house with a rose bouquet and rang the doorbell. She opened the door and said "Well if it isn't my old lover, Frank" "It's Hank, so Agatha how about we have lil chit chat?"
*Meanwhile*
Through earpieces "Markus and Simon monitor the CCTV, Luther babysit Alice and Hank keep distracting Agatha." "ROGER!" Said everyone except Hank cause obvious reasons.
"North, you stay behind me in the hallway in case that hag comes you stab her k?"
"Happily" she replied
"Good but for now you go left I go right."
They both nodded to each other and went to their respective ways.
*Hank at tea with Agatha*
"To let you know Frank I am over you now"
"It's HANK!" He snapped
"Oh potatoe, potato"
"Now I have a 26 year old husband." She bragged. Hank has never felt more sorry for his son.
"Yeah, but don't you also have a son of the same age?" Hank shot back.
Agatha hissed in return
*Back with Kara*
She opened the door to a room with the showers on. She assumed that Connor might have been in there since no one else lived in Agatha's house, if they did they were probably her tea by now. When she went in poor Kara saw a half naked man who was NOT Connor, fresh out of the shower, wearing nothing but a towel."s-sorry, wrong room." Before she could leave the man grabbed her arm and said "Hey there beautiful, I am Gavin and You are?" "Unavailable" she said while trying to pry her arm out of his grip as soon as she did Kara was dashing for the door but Gavin beat her to it and blocked the doorway "Oh, sweetheart don't play hard to get. Nothing serious, just some naked tango for one night. You know you want me." He said seductively while backing her up against the wall. Damn it! Where is North when you Need her?
As he was about he was about to kiss her the door burst open and someone came in yelling "DON'T TOUCH MY WIFE WITH YOUR FILTHY HANDS!!!" It was her Connor coming into her rescue even though she was supposed to be saving him. Suddenly more footsteps came in. It was Agatha with everyone else "What's with all the commotion?"
***
"Connor I am soo sorry I got you in this situation." Said Kara while cuddling with him on the sofa "I am sorry too" he replied "But hey we won't be seeing Agatha again for a while now." He chuckled and kissed her forehead. Basically they used the cctv pfootage of Agatha kidnapping Connor to get a restraining order against her. Agatha is not allow within 10 feet of Connor. Of course they left out the bit where they broke into her house.
*In case anyone is confused Kara never actually seen Gavin she just heard Connor complain about him all the time. That's why she doesn't recognise him.
