__Everyone's talking about Clint's farm like he bought it recently but I imagine he's had it for years, like actual ages.
And when he mentions it to everyone he has a farm and they're like "YOU DIDN'T MENTION THIS BEFORE NOW???"
And he's just all "YOU NEVER ASKED."
Meanwhile, Natasha's in the background like "He named chickens after each of us."
And he eats the chickens whenever the team members tick him off. 'Natasha' is the oldest and he has to get a new 'Tony' every week.
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Avengers Headcanons Volume I
FanfictionIn which an obsessed teenage girl finds Avengers Headcanons from the far corners of the internet and brings them to you. Most of these do not belong to me, I simply find them and show them to you, fellow Avenger fans.
