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__AU where the government incarcerates Bucky in a high-security secret facility and the Avengers just conspire and break him out and when a government official comes to Stark Tower and is like, "Hey, give Barnes back." Tony is just like, "He's not here," and the dude is all, "He's sitting right there," and Tony just goes, "Nah, that's just my cousin Sergei." And the government can't do anything because Bucky Barnes has been dead for 70 years and every year the facility gets a Christmas card from the Tower signed Steve, Clint, Tony, Natasha, Bruce, Thor, and 'Cousin Sergei.' And the card is just a picture of Bucky with reindeer antlers on. 

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