__Okay but
Steve needs to have a Swear Jar and every time someone says a profanity in front of him, he just holds it out. The especially bad ones cast two dollars, don't think Steve will let you get away with that. And this goes on for months and months and when Bucky starts coming around, he notices it. And he also notices how Steve doesn't swear in front of any of the Avengers.
And when he gets Steve alone, he's like, "What gives, you've got the worst mouth out of everyone I know."
And Steve, with a perfectly innocent expression, says, "They made assumptions Buck, I think those assumptions should at least but a new bike, don't you?"
And Bucky just stares at him, awed, like, "I forget how fucking devious you are."
A/N: Steve is secretly a potty mouth I guarantee you-
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Avengers Headcanons Volume I
FanfictionIn which an obsessed teenage girl finds Avengers Headcanons from the far corners of the internet and brings them to you. Most of these do not belong to me, I simply find them and show them to you, fellow Avenger fans.
