Thor, bursting into the room: Guys I think I like Bruce, what do I do?
Loki, painting his nails while sipping wine: Honestly brother, just seduce him with you oversized muscles, that seems like something he'd be into
Valkyrie, braiding Loki's hair and chugging straight from the bottle: Suplex him. Lovingly.
Bruce, painting Loki's toenails: You could just tell me
A/N: I need this now
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Avengers Headcanons Volume I
FanfictionIn which an obsessed teenage girl finds Avengers Headcanons from the far corners of the internet and brings them to you. Most of these do not belong to me, I simply find them and show them to you, fellow Avenger fans.