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__ Tony, after a battle, talking to the police:

Thor: Tony! Is that a police? I'm calling the weed

Thor finds the nearest microwave: 420 what ya smokin

Tony: I've had it, Parker, you're killing me 

___ Tony, driving by Chili's:

Bucky: *Looks out the window and smirks* HI WELCOME TO CHILI'S

Tony: *Slams the car horn* dammit Parker!!




A/N: Peter being a meme lord is my aesthetic tbh

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