__ Tony, after a battle, talking to the police:
Thor: Tony! Is that a police? I'm calling the weed
Thor finds the nearest microwave: 420 what ya smokin
Tony: I've had it, Parker, you're killing me
___ Tony, driving by Chili's:
Bucky: *Looks out the window and smirks* HI WELCOME TO CHILI'S
Tony: *Slams the car horn* dammit Parker!!
A/N: Peter being a meme lord is my aesthetic tbh
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Avengers Headcanons Volume I
FanfictionIn which an obsessed teenage girl finds Avengers Headcanons from the far corners of the internet and brings them to you. Most of these do not belong to me, I simply find them and show them to you, fellow Avenger fans.