Flowey hates shippers...

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Chara: Oh... That crap... *Chara continues to pet Lionclaw* So, since Frisk is an idiot and locked us in here... Why'd you choose to stay? *Chara sets Lionclaw in her lap and starts to pet him with both hands* Because, you could have left, go back to your clan or whatever... <Mumbles: Honestly, almost anything's better than this sh*thole...> *Chara smiles, because (and it may not seem like it but) she really enjoys to look after and care for others, especially animals*

*With Sans and Eliver*

Sans: Well, uh... *He looks at Eliver, and blushes, he realizes that since she's a Mythical, they might have a mating season, he's still not completely sure though* Has your sister or anyone told you what a lemon is? Or... Wh-What mating season is?

*With Alphys, Anon, and Flowey*

Anon: What?! No! That wouldn't happen! Sans is a guy!

Alphys: Hah hah! Oh, come on! You can't blame me! I watch Anime, where people can somehow change their genders all the time!

Anon: Okay! Okay! You're right! 

Flowey: *Groans* Ow... What's going on??

Anon: Flowey! Are you back to normal?

Flowey: If feeling like my head was smashed in with a hammer is normal, then yes....

Alphys: You wanna join us Flowey?

Flowey: Join you in doing what??

Alphys: Well... Sans and Eliver lemons...

Flowey: *Sticks his tongue out is disgust* Ew! Gross!

Anon: Aw, come on! You've gotta have someone that you like too!!

Flowey: *His face turns a bit red* N-No! You two are perverted freaks!

Anon: Oh, really? Cause, I think that I heard you mumbling about Chara earlier~!

Flowey: *His face is completely red* Wh-What the hell is wrong with you?!?! She's LITERALLY my dead sister!!

Anon: <Whispers to Alphys: Uh... Should we tell him?>

Alphys: Chara's not dead, Eliver brought her back, like, a couple months ago.

Flowey: What. And nobody  thought that I might like to know?!?!

Alphys: And, technically she's your STEPsister, so....

Flowey: I am NOT going to be mates with her, you sicko!

Alphys: Alright! Alright! <Whispers to Anon: We're still writing that fanfiction of it, right?> *Anon nods*

Flowey: WHAT THE HELL?!?!? YOU TWO ARE CRAZY!

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