Sans: Actually... They're kinda right... Dang, I feel like a total jerk right now, but.... I think we have to break up while you're a toddler.... I mean... It IS kinda... Y'know... Illegal...
Chara: That's sad... I totally thought that Eliver would be the one to break up with Sans!
Sans: Hey! We have a great relationship!
Anon: YES! Now to make Sans x Toriel happen!
Sans: Dude! One, this isn't permanent! Two, Y? Just Y? And three, I don't like Tori in that way! What makes you think that?!
Anon: Maybe the fact that you call her "Tori"?
Sans: I give literally EVERYONE a nickname! Frisk is the kid, Papyrus is Paps, Alphys is Al, and then there's a nickname for the rest of em' too!
Anon: What about us? What's our nickname?
Sans: Annoying. An adjective. It means causing irritation or annoyance. For example.. You are... Annoying. All of you. Annoying.
Anon: Wow... That's very... Straight forward.....
Sans: Sure...... But, It's also true.
Anon: I get a slight indication that you don't like us....
Sans: That's 'cause I don't...
Anon: When did Sans become a jerk?
Sans: When you started talking...
Anon: How do Monsters give birth?
Sans: I'm not answering that.... If the other's wanna go through the embarrassment of explaining, then sure, but I'm not doin' it...
Anon: Um... I've been wondering this for a while... Is Bendy actually wearing any clothes?? Or... Does he just walk around nude?
Boris: Of course he has clothes on! We're kinda from a KIDS show, in case you forgot...
Anon: If you mean the bow tie, then that's not what we meant...
Boris: Wha...? No, he has clothes on... I told him that he should stop wearing black clothes, but he insists on it....
Anon: So... Does anyone else ship Cendy here?
Mugman: What's Cendy?
Anon: It's a ship between Cuphead and Bendy
Mugman: *Falls on floor laughing*
Cuphead: What. The. Fuck? You guys clearly aren't listening... I HAVE A MATE.
Anon: (Ships it anyway) So, There's also a ship between Mugman and Boris
Mugman: *Suddenly stops laughing, as Cuphead starts laughing* What. The. Heck?
Anon: Yup! You're welcome! :D
Cuphead: Ha! You're shipped with a fuckin' wolf!
Mugman: W-Well!! You're shipped with a demon! Like that's any better!!
Cuphead: It is! Cause you're shipped with a wolf! *Continues laughing*
Mugman: They're BOTH made of INK, Cuphead!
Boris: *Uncomfortably backs away*
Anon: Yup! Since we're talking about ships anyway, there's also a ship between Sans and Chara
Sans: She's a KID. Plus, again, I (Will) have a mate.
Anon: Wait, If Eliver's single for a while, does that mean she's up for takes?
Sans: I swear that I will break every bone in your body.
Anon: Frisk x Chara is my ship!
Sans: *Facepalms* And, they don't know why I hate them....
