Awkward family problems....

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Frisk: Six...? You got a little quiet there.... Are you okay?

*With Chara and Four*

Chara: W-Wait! You actually HAVE been to the maw?! Um.... Sorry if this sounds weird, but.... Did you ever see a little boy there...? One that goes by the name of Seven- *Suddenly they hear a yell coming down the beach, they turn to see Cuphead, running down the beach, with his arms filled with a bunch of papers* What the hell...?

Cuphead: Sans! Mugman!!! I need both of you right now!!

Sans: Uh.... What's going on? *Mugman walks out of the hotel, when he sees Cuphead, he runs up and hugs him*

Mugman: Cup! I thought that you left us forever!! Wait... Hey, I'm still mad at you! You blew up the ink machine!

Cuphead: Uh, yeah... Sure, that can problem later though! I got our SOUL contracts from The Devil! And, Sans! You sold your SOUL to someone?! But, none of that actually matters right now! Because The Devil is SUPER pissed at me right now! Actually, he's kinda pissed at everyone right now! Like, as in, he's coming to steal and crush all of our SOULS right now!

Mugman: What the?! Cup!! How'd that even happen?!

Cuphead: Well, I may or may not have kinda flipped him off.... Right after stealing as many SOUL contracts as I could carry.... And telling him that he's an idiot... Right to his face....

Mugman: WHAT?! Why in the world would you do that?!?!

Cuphead: I don't know!! It was fun, I guess?!

Mugman: *Facepalms* That's not a reason to make him more angry then he already is!

Cuphead: Well, Sooorrry! I'm not used to doing things solo, where I don't have my brother to tell me NOT to do that stupid shit!

Mugman: Don't start saying it's MY fault! You could have easily figured that out on your own!

Cuphead: Well, you could have came with me! But, what did you choose instead?! To live with a bunch of people that you barely even know! Most of them, we were going to KILL!

Mugman: Well, at least I wasn't the one who walked out on his OWN brother!

Cuphead: Oh really?! At least I could actually make it to Elder Kettles funeral! But, you had "Better things to do"!

Mugman: I-I tried to make it! You KNOW that it wasn't possible, Cup!

Cuphead: Or maybe you just didn't care, was that it?!

Mugman: STOP! You know that The Devil wouldn't let me!

Cuphead: Suuuurrre! I "know" that!

Mugman: You know what?! You can go back to the Devil! He might teach you some manners!

Cuphead: That's it! Tell me how much of a jackass I am! 'Cause that's FULL of manners!

Mugman: At least I know how to make friends! You just use people and throw them away!

Cuphead: I did this to help us! Guess you DON'T want to be friends again! *He shoves a paper into Mugman* Have your stupid SOUL contract! You can be free from the Devil, and you can happily be here, with ALL your friends! *He grabs Sans' arm and starts to walk towards the hotel* C'mon, I need a smoke.

Mugman: UGH! *He plops onto the ground* Cup can be SO STUPID sometimes! *He sits criss-cross, then crosses is arms, in annoyance*

*With Cuphead and Sans*

Cuphead: UGHHHHH!!! Mugman just doesn't get it! I went to The Devil himself, and made him totally pissed off, so that MUGS could be "Happy" here! I just don't get it! Why does he act like this?! *He pulls out a cigarette, then lights it, handing a second one to Sans*

Anon: You two should really stop smoking... It's really bad for you!

Cuphead: Um... I'm addicted, and won't be stopping anytime soon.... And Sans... He's a fucking skeleton... What would even happen to him??

Sans: Oh yeah..... I should watch my diet too! I might get "fat"! Oh no! I think I might get a "heart" attack too!! Maybe some "lung" cancer! Look at all the horrible things that could happen to my "organs"!! Besides, Cup says that these things are good for me anyway!

Anon: But smoking can have negative affects on Monsters too! Their magic can go all-

Cuphead: Look, If you're just gonna sit there and tell us probably not true facts about a different species than yourself, than you're welcome to leave...

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