Anon: *Walks in with a scared and totally pissed Flowey, who's trying to kill the Anon who's bringing him in* I-I went and got Flowey! His memory was defiantly wiped! *Dodges Flowey's attack*
Flowey: You weird freak! Let me go!! I'll destroy everyone you love!! LET GO! LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!! *Tries to attack the Anon again, the Anon dropped Flowey this time when they were dodging* HAHAHAHAHA!!! Free! And- I'M STILL IN THIS FRICKEN POT?!?! UGH!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!
Sans: There's the weed! *He walks over to get him, Flowey looks at Sans with fear and hatred*
Flowey: Oh look! It's the smiley trashbag! Are you here to KILL me?! Or just rub in my face the fact that YOU finally won?!
Sans: Shut up, Flowey...
Flowey: HAHAHA!! "Shut up"?! I'd rather DIE before shutting up! I stayed underground so that I wouldn't hurt you! But, In case you don't remember, I'm SOULLESS! So it won't hurt me at ALL to kill you!
Sans: *Sigh* Why do SOULLESS creatures have to be so genocidal...? Whatever, Just... *He picks Flowey up*
Flowey: Put me DOWN, you creepy, short, freak!! I'll destroy you all!!
Sans: If you don't pipe down, I'll flush you you down a toilet... Literally.
Flowey: Ugh... Whatever.....
Frisk: Flowey! You're back!!
Flowey: What the hell do YOU want?! To continue my suffering?
Frisk: No!
Anon: *Ahem* Attention everyone! I've tried a ship between every person here... And us Anons have voted that the top five ships are.... Eliver X Cuphead.... Bendy X Boris.... Pastel X Flowey.... Mugman X Cuphead.... And Sans X Flowey....
Cuphead: *Inhale* Fuck you. *Chases the Anon who just listed off the ships*
Sans: And, suddenly, I didn't know that it was even possible... But I hate Flowey EVEN more...
Flowey: I'm shipped with the smiley trashbag and a little mutt?!?!
Sans: Hey! She ain't a mutt!
Flowey: WHAT?! Look at her! She's a FOX!
Sans: That doesn't mean that she's a mutt!
Bendy: And, imma' go AWAY from Boris now....
Boris: *Uncomfortably backs away from everyone*
Mugman: *Eye twitch* I'm going to go... uh..... Go...... Oh boy, I... I really wish that I didn't have to hear that...
Cuphead: C'mere, ya little bitch! Imma kill you! *Tackles Anon and shoots them* HA! VICTORY! I... Don't feel better WHATSOEVER... *Falls onto ground face first* I'm just gonna... stay here....
Anon: Hey, Flowey! Do you know Cagney Carnation?
Flowey: Unfortunately... Yes... He's a gigantic di-
Sans: You say that while we're around these sinners, and I promise they'll ship more...
Flowey: Wait... Between me and- UGH! NO! He's a gigantic idiot! He thinks that just because he's like.... Fifty times my size, that he's better and stronger than me! We are NOT to be shipped by you dirty sinners!
Anon: *On phone* Um... S-Sorry, Flowey... You guys are already shipped together... I can't do anything about it.... *Shows images on phone*
Flowey: You make me sick...
Sans: Eliver.... Can I just kill ALL the Anons..? I mean... They shipped me with the weed and you with milkshake head over there... Please? Just... Please... Let me kill them....
A/N - When I was trying to think of an insult for Cuphead, I sat there thinking for about 15 minutes, then I thought of milkshake head, then wasted 15 MORE minutes laughing about it... XD
