Sans: *His eye flames blue and he gives the anon a death glare* Oh, I'll make you regret! Hey, Bendy! You can see people's sins, right?
Bendy: Yup!
Sans: Can you see their fears too?
Bendy: O' course I can!
Sans: Tell me that Anon's fears!
Bendy: Hmm..... Heights! They're terrified of heights!
Sans: Done and done! *He uses his magic to stack about 20 Anon's on each other's shoulders, putting the one that kissed Eliver on the top*
Anon: Wait! Put me down! Put me down! Put me down! Put me down!
Sans: Heh... Relax, I never even let go of your SOUL.... *He set all the Anons back onto the ground*
Anon: Sans, would you ever physically hurt someone for Eliver?
Sans: Depends... 'Cause when someone hurts somebody that I care 'bout.... I try to make them feel at least twice the amount of pain....
Anon: Sans, what would it take for you to let me kill Papyrus? (=
Sans: You're gonna have to kill me first...
Anon: Bendy.... Do you know what a lemon is?
Bendy: Of course I do! It's a fruit! A really... Really.... Delicious fruit......
Anon: Sans, Why are you so sad right now? It's gotta be something pretty big to actually bring your HP down... Especially this quickly!
Sans: *He looks towards Frisk for a moment, then hanging his head down* It's nothin' important....
Bendy: Okay! Woah! Hold on there buddy! That was 10 HP! Maybe, NOT feel feelings please!!
Sans: Huh? Oh! Sorry, Bendy!
Anon: Okay, Cuphead... Even though you ARE a jerk sometimes.... You just went through a LOT... Can I give you a hug? Please!!! *About three other Anons do the same thing*
Cuphead: The fuck?? Nope! Ain't doin' that shit! Don't like hugs anymore!! Never will!
Anon: Mugman! Fix. your. relationship. with. Cup!
Mugman: Why...? He's probably totally ticked off at me for shooting him....
Anon: What?! No! He just tried to commit "S"!!
Mugman: Sandwiches?? I have no idea what your "S" stands for.....
Anon: Hey, Sans~! Do you know what Sans x Papyrus is?
Sans: What's that??
Anon: *Puts laptop on floor in front of him and runs away* Sorry, not sorry!!
Sans: *He pulls out a pair of glasses, and puts them on (Tape at the ends of them since Sans doesn't have ears), then looking at the computer, the second that he looks at the computer, he throws his glasses off, kicks the computer, then shoots about 11 Gaster blasters at it* Burn it! I don't know what kind of FRICKED UP relationship you think me and my bro have!! But that is NOT it! SERIOUSLY! HE'S MY BROTHER !! *He then continues to have a battle with the computer*
Anon: By the way, that was YOUR laptop Sans!
Sans: *Sigh* I'm SO going to end up killing you sinners someday....
Anon: Oh, It's okay, Sans.... Here *Hands new laptop*
Sans: Uh.... Thanks- WHAT THE HELL?! THIS HAS THOSE IMAGES ON IT TOO!!!!!!!!!
Frisk: What images??
Sans: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE!! *He sends Gaster blasters at this laptop too*
Anon: Um... Sorry, but could we not traumatize Sans?
Sans: A bit too late for that, bucko...
Anon: Hey, Frisk~! Chara's trying to kill everyone right now~!
Frisk: Wh-What?! *They look around for Chara, Chara's just talking with Six and Four* Could you guys not scare me like that....
Anon: Eliver, what would it take for you to let me kill Sans?
