Legion of Monsters

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Hyrule: Noon

Crimson appears in the Plains of Hyrule. Looking around, he sees a elf boy in a green tunic on the ground, bleeding out from an arrow wound in his side, and another in his leg, and another in his arm...HOLY SHIT! How many times did this elf get shot? Crimson runs over and looks down at the elf boy

Crimson: Man, you look like absolute shit. What the hell attacked you, was Robin Hood pissed that you tried to steal his look? Or has it Green Arrow?

???: Haaaaaa

Crimson: Please don't tell me that you don't speak an actual language.

???: Hup.

Crimson: *sigh* This is why I try to find people that can speak.

???: Hya.

Crimson: Okay, do you want to live? Grunt once for no, grunt twice for yes.

???: Hup! Hyah!

Crimson shakes his head slightly and sighs

Crimson: Do you have a name?

The elf weakly nods his head

Crimson: Well, can you tell me?

???: L-H-Link

Crimson: Well, I guess I should give you the whole schpeal about how I want to give you a second chance at life, but I'm kind of worn out today, so I'll just ask you if you want to live.

The elf nods his head again. Crimson sighs and places a silver Heretic Piece with a 'P' on the elf's chest

Crimson: I, Crimson Satanas call upon you, Link blah blah blah symbol of something blah blah blah, rise as my pawn.

The piece sinks into the elf's chest and a silver light covers the area

Crimson: Well, I've reincarnated a sadist that has control of ice, a vampire that can stop time, a blonde that gets stronger with each blow she takes, a demon magician, a regenerating psycho priest, a demigod, a researcher, an elf with unlimited pocket space and a knight with an infinite armory. I think I've created a legion of monsters with this.

Crimson sighs and teleports them both back to his base to explain what happened

Sorry for the short chapter, I've just had a hard time coming up with ideas for this and this was as far as I got.

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