Who Said There Were Only 4 Devil Kings

Square Hammer

*in a deep, underground lair between Grigori and Devil territory*

???: Kouh Academy: one of the most prestigious schools in Japan. It once was an all girls school until recently. Now it's co-ed like most schools are, but the boy-girl ratio is still swinging in the girls favor. The male population mainly consists of pompous jackasses who think that they're the hottest shit or perverts. Most of the girls seem to be extremely violent towards perverts and basically orgasm at the sight of a 'pretty boy'. In my opinion, they can all just choke on a fat one. Everyone seems to essentially worship these two bimbos that they call the 'great ladies of Kouh'. Rias Gremory and Akeno Himejima. Still wonder why the Gremory bitch never made a fake human name. Pompous bitch. It seems that the Student council is the only actual competent group in the whole school. Would've expected that with the Sitri runt at the head of it. Fallen Angel attacks seem to be on the rise there. Can we check it out?

????: Thanks Envy. You can go back to.....Whatever you do.

Envy: No problem boss!
struts away cockily

???:*sighs* Sloth! Prepare my bags. I'm going to see if I can get a job. Also, are sure on Envy's gender yet?

a woman with a purple dress walks in

Sloth: You know that Envy is probably a hermaphrodite. And your bags are already packed. Now we need a cover story for you and a place for you to stay while you're in the human world.

Greed walks out of the shadows

Greed: can't we just steal a place, you know, break in to an apartment, kill the occupant I'd there is one and live there for a while.

???:*looks at Greed* If you didn't suggest killing the occupant, that would be a great idea.

Greed: C'mon Crimson! We could just have Envy pretend to be the tenant.

Sloth: Envy is the Intel collector. They can't be the tenant if they're gathering info on the siblings of the false Satans.

Crimson: *angrily* I still can't believe that they forgot all about my great grandfather and turned his name into a power ranking!

Sloth: Calm down Crimson, we need you to keep a level head for this to succeed. We already planned for me to go as your assistant and for Lust to be your 'fiance' just for this mission. If this works, we can be out of there in a week. The number of fallen angel attacks are rising, maybe we can recruit them to the Khaos Brigade.

Crimson: You're right. This shouldn't be all to bad. Just put up with brats for a few days and possibly kill one of the "Great Satans". Man I hope it's Sirzechs.

magic circle appears on the ground

Crimson: Sloth, please grab Lust and tell her that we're leaving in a minute.

Lust walks in wearing her Solaris disguise

Lust: No need, I'm already here. Let's get this over with. You know I can't stand the sight of the Himejima brat and her oversized breasts.

*the three enter the circle*

Crimson: I know! They look too big for a normal person to like them. They can't be natural! Sloth, what do you think?

Sloth: I think that we should probably stop this conversation as its not really appropriate for where our destination is.

Kouh Academy

As the three walk out onto the Academy grounds, it starts raining.

Crimson: dammit, and I just got this tux yesterday! I knew I should've grabbed the umbrella.