The Blister Exists

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Most of the names are gonna be random songs by bands I like.

Tower of Heaven

Crimson looks out at the tower in front of him

Crimson: Whoever's using that dildo has to have one loose asshole.

Schrodinger: Agh! Vhy did you have to put zat image in my head!? I zink I'm going to vomit!

Crimson:'No, you can't throw up, your in my-

Schrodinger: *vomits* Oh god, it's everywhere!

Crimson:'Traps are gay.'

Crimson walks into the tower and sees people of all ages being used as slaves.

Crimson: WHO THE FUCK IS RUNNING THIS SHITHOLE!? Seriously, dirt floors, stone walls with no insulation? What is this, the 1500s? Get an interior decorator already.

SlaveDriverJustHereToDie#1: Who the hell are you?

Crimson l: Health inspector, serve me some good food and I might let this place pass the exam.

Sdjhtd#1: You're not the health inspector............ he was here last week!

Crimson impales the slave driver on his hand and throws a light spear through the chains on the slaves legs, freeing them

Male slave#1: Quick let's run!

Many slaves run for the boats on the island, while many of them stay and fight. The one leading the charge against the slave drivers in a teenage girl with grey eyes and scarlet hair(That's right, I changed Fairy Tail canon, what're you gonna do about it?) while Crimson throws more spears through the slave drivers

Crimson:Is that all you got? And you call yourselves mages. You're nothing more than pitiful vultures, preying on the week.

One slave driver cowers in the corner while their fellow slave drivers are slaughtered. Crimson walks over to them

Crimson: Give me one good reason that will convince me not to spatter the walls with your blood

Slave driver: Please, I have a family! I have children!

Crimson realizes that the slave driver is a woman and scowls at himself

Crimson: Well, you could become a good person, you're just on the wrong track. As punishment, I'll take one of your fingers. Never do this again, or else I will take something vital.

Crimson swipes the spear in his hand to the left and the woman cries out in pain. She quickly runs out of the tower and to one of the remaining boats. Crimson picks up the girl, who has fallen unconscious and carries her through a teleportation circle to the base

At the base

Crimson: Towa! I need to to come here for a moment! There's someone who needs to stay for a while! They'd be better off staying with you and the other girls than with Envy!

Towa: Alright! Who's this per-......... Crimson, was this another drunk kidnapping?

Crimson: WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT? This person was a slave at this really big tower and I freed everyone. I need you to heal her and get her some clothes.

Towa: And what will you do once she wakes up?

Crimson: Ask her to become a member of my Heretic Champion.

Towa: And those are.......

Crimson: the reprogrammed Evil Pieces. Did Envy steal a set for you to investigate yet?

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