Soju Shots • Y.min (discontinued)

IV

"What's your name?" Yoongi asked.

"Dont talk to me," Jimin kept his eyes on the screen.

"Damn I was just asking what your name was, you're pretty hard to get hm?" He asked.

"I'm not, you just don't know what romance is, now shut up I'm trying to watch this," Jimin looked over at his friends who were nearly passed out, Taehyung already was and Jungkook was on his way. It wasn't even that late.

"I do too know what romance is," he said.

"You must really suck at it then," Jimin tapped on Jungkook's shoulder and he jerked up.

"What?" He asked as he rubbed his eyes.

"Come on, I wanna go back to the room," Jungkook nodded.

"Tae," Jungkook whispered. "Babe wake up."

"So you're a third wheel huh?" Yoongi asked. "I could fix that."

"No, I like my three wheeled wagon," Jimin helped Jungkook get Taehyung off the couch and the three went back into Jimin's room. "That guy is not smooth at all. He's so stupid."

"Yeah I've gained that from your conversation," Jungkook said. He put Taehyung down on the bed and messed with his hair. "I would've slapped him."

"I'm not that mean. Maybe I should've slapped him, darn," Jimin shrugged. "There's nothing I could do now I guess."

"Why do you let him talk to you like that? Like no joke I would've bitch slapped him to Mars," He said.

"I don't know, I don't want him to know that he gets to me because he will keep doing it. If I let him know it doesn't bother me maybe he will stop," Jimin sighed and laid back against his headboard. "Or maybe he will start thinking I'm into it and he won't stop."

"Beat him with something, get his dick stuck in a vacuum or something, do something drastic and make him never want to talk to you again," Jungkook suggested.

"How in the world would I get his ding dong stuck in a vacuum?" Jimin looked at him with a concerned look on his face.

"That my friend, is up to you to figure out."

-

"Jimin?" Jimin's mom knocked on his door before coming in.

"What?" Jimin rubbed his sleep heavy eyes and sat up.

"Muji was asking if you wanted to watch a movie with her and her friends," she said.

"Uhh, what happened to the real Muji? Did we get a decoy or something?" Jimin asked, slightly confused by the offer, Muji would never...unless it's not her asking.

"I don't know, she told me to come get you and your friends for a movie."

"I was watching one earlier but her stupid friend ruined it for me so," Jimin was slightly skeptical about it.

"I heard something about a movie, I fell asleep during the last one so I think it's a great idea," Taehyung said as he woke up out of the blue.

"I thought you were sleeping," Jimin said.

"Uh no, of course not. I've always gotta get in on that talk so I heard some talk and I started listening," Taehyung said. Jimin rolled his eyes at his friend.

"Well you can come join them if you want," his mom said before walking away.

"Do you want to?" Taehyung asked.

"Not really, I have a feeling that Muji isn't the one asking for us to go out there," Jimin said.

Taehyung tilted his head. "What do you mean?"

"Duh! Yoongi probably told her to ask if we could join them, you dummy," Jimin face palmed. "Use your brain."

"I only use my brain when I feel like it okay, and in this case I was using my brain to be excited about a movie you jerk. Now come on, I wanna watch it," Taehyung pulled himself off the bed and tugged on Jungkook's arm to get him up. "Lets go sleepy head, we're gonna watch a movie!" Taehyung plucked him right out of bed and dragged the half asleep boy to the door.

"Tae, I don't really want to," Jimin said.

"It's fine, if Yoongi says anything to you then Jungkook can switch places with you," He reasoned.

"Fine but if he does anything too ridiculous I'm actually gonna kick you in the face," Jimin got up and followed them out into the dark living room. Jimin sat down in the spot he was in previously with Taehyung and Jungkook beside him. "What are we watching?"

"I don't know some dumb horror movie," Muji whispered. "Now shut up I don't even want you out here."

"I hate horror movies though," Jimin whined.

"I can protect you if you want," Yoongi whispered as he leaned in closer.

"That's literally the most cocky thing I've ever experienced. I think I'd rather have my head cut off," Jimin said as he moved closer to Taehyung.

"That's not the only cocky thing you'll experience from me Hon," Yoongi smirked and put his arm around the back of the couch.

"Yeah don't call me Hon," Jimin grabbed Yoongi's finger and pulled his arm off the couch, not even wanting him to be that close. He threw Yoongi's arm into his lap and wiped his fingers off on his shirt.

"Come on I'm not that nasty, you don't have to wipe your hands off," he said.

"Yes I do, I don't know where your hands have been," Jimin looked over at Taehyung, wanting him to tell Jungkook to switch spots.

"You will know if you let me get with you," Jimin felt fed up with the comments and he smashed the back of his fist into Yoongi's nose. "Ow what the fuck!"

"What the hell is going on over there? Jimin what the fuck did you do?" Muji sat up from her spot on the floor and looked at Yoongi who was holding his nose.

"Your friend is being a perv," Jimin crossed his arms and slightly squinted his eyes at her.

"Yeah so? What the hell did you do?"

"Little fucker punched me in the nose," Yoongi stood up and walked down the hallway, probably to the bathroom.

"Okay I'm not saying that was funny but it was a little funny," Muji said.

"I think it's time for you to switch spots with Jungkook now," Taehyung said.

-

I have to go to a stupid cook out or something tomorrow and tbh I'd rather get hit by a truck bc i hate even stepping outside my house. Oh well I guess.

But really tho, I keep forgetting that Jimin is a pure little baby and that he doesn't swear and i keep writing swears in his dialog and then I'm like hold the fuck up that's not supposed to be there.