Soju Shots • Y.min (discontinued)

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Jimin sat up, wondering where he was. He looked around and realized he had fallen asleep in the living room along with a few of Muji's friends as well has his two buddies, however Taehyung was up in the kitchen raiding the fridge instead of sleeping.

"Tae what are you doing!" He whisper yelled, nearly scaring the pants off him.

"Don't do that! And it's obvious, I'm stealing all your sweet snacks. My mom never buys me this good of food, you guys are getting like name brand everything."

"Yeah so, that stuff is for me," Jimin got off the couch, doing his best not to step on whoever it was that was sleeping on the floor.

"It's not like you'll have any of it anyways, you eat like a bird," he said. "By the way, your sweetheart went out to have a cig."

"My wha-? He is not my sweetheart! He is far from it! H-he's a rude, disgusting dog! No man should act like him," Jimin crossed his arms growing angrier at Taehyung's amusement. "No man, woman, helicopter or whatever you are should act like that!"

"Your point has been made. It was only a jest. If I ever catch you with him and you're not roasting his ass then I will be forced to send you to the guillotine."

"You don't even own a guillotine, besides, you'll never have to worry about me fooling around with him, he's a dirt bag," Jimin jumped up on the counter and swung his legs back and forth.

"Can you guys shut it, I'm trying to sleep," one of Muji's friends said.

Jimin rolled his eyes and repeated him mockingly. The door opened and Yoongi came walking into the house. His nose was slightly bruised from Jimin socking him in the face. He shot him a cold glare. "You're a bitch you know that?"

"I don't play around," Jimin said in a sassy tone. "Dont mess with me and that won't happen."

"You're a feisty one eh?" He asked. "I can dig that."

"The only thing you're digging is your own grave," Jimin crossed his arms and shoved Yoongi out of his way and went to his room. "He's such a sicko!" Jimin exclaimed as Taehyung came into the room with Jungkook who was barely even awake.

"He's really cocky," Taehyung said and he led Jungkook to Jimin's bed.

"He wouldn't be so bad if he was romantic, but he's totally not! Like he's not ugly but his personality is," Jimin plopped down on the end of his bed and sighed. "Do you agree with me? Do you think he's good looking?"

"Jimin, you're not falling for him are you?" Taehyung asked.

"Not in a million years! I was just wondering if you thought the same as I do," Jimin said.

"I don't think he's good looking. He's horrible Jiminie, I don't want him hurting you," Taehyung moved down beside Jimin and put his arm around his shoulders. "You're really pretty Jimin, if you want somebody too love you could get somebody so easily. Don't drop yourself to his level."

"I'm not! I don't even like him, I don't know where you're getting that idea. I don't need to date anybody I'm fine on my own, I was just asking for your opinion gosh."

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"Bye Jiminie, call me later," Taehyung and Jungkook waved goodbye to Jimin before he closed the door.

"Jimin," Muji said.

"Ugh, what? This isn't about helping you smuggle drugs into the house is it?" Jimin asked.

"No, one of my friends wants your number, is it okay if I give it to him?" She asked.

"Um, which friend exactly?" He had a feeling he knew exactly which friend.

"Yoongi, he won't shut up about it, do you two have a thing going on?" Jimin nearly gagged at the thought.

"No! Why does he want my number so badly? So he can harass me even more? I don't think so," Jimin sat down on the couch. "He doesn't need it."

"Come on dude, it's not gonna hurt anything. What does he want from you? Whatever it is just give it to him and he will leave you alone," she said.

"He wants to have sex with me. And that's not happening!" Jimin snorted. "He's a pervert and I hate him."

"Really? That's kind of dumb."

"No he's kind of dumb! Tell him I said no," Muji nodded and texted him back.

She waited for his reply. "Cool, he said thanks."

"What?" Jimin asked, confused.

"I gave him your number," She said.

"Muji! Why would you do that? No!" Jimin whined. "You idiot! I'm gonna tell mom! I hate you!"

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Ah yes it is 4:30 AM. Sleep is for the weak.