Soju Shots • Y.min (discontinued)

XXXIII

Yoongi lightly knocked on Jimin's door before letting himself in. "Hey, I've got my laptop, we can watch Netflix or something," Yoongi got into bed next to Jimin and sat his computer down on his lap. "What do you wanna do?"

Jimin shrugged. "Find a movie. No horror though," he added.

"You're such a buzzkill. Horror movies are like a classic lead up to a make out session," Yoongi said.

"Oh so you're hoping this will lead to us making out?" Jimin asked.

"I mean- when you put it like that," Yoongi brought up Netflix and sifted through the movies on the main page.

"Hm, I'll think about it," Jimin teased. "So, did my mom say anything to you when you care in the house?" Jimin turned onto his side and held onto Yoongi's arm, looking up at him with big doe eyes.

"No but Muji was out on the couch and she stared at me with a thousand daggers in her eyes. It was fucking terrifying," Yoongi said.

Jimin sighed. "I wish my mom would just kick her out already. I don't want her to interfere with us," Jimin squeezes Yoongi's arm. "What if she like, brain washes you and you fall in love with her instead of me! What if she makes you hate me?"

"Jimin," Yoongi chuckled. "You're too cute. That would never happen. You wanna know why?"

"Because she's a succubus and she's already taken affect on you! She's made you think that it wouldn't happen even though it already has! She's a succubus, she is I'm telling you!" Jimin slapped his hand against Yoongi's arm while he yelled.

"Calm down you crack head. She's not a succubus and she didn't brainwash me," Yoongi shook his head. Jimin stared up at him with a death glare. "Okay she's a succubus but she didn't brainwash me."

"That's what a brainwashed person would say," Jimin said.

"You're such an idiot. Come on, let's pick a movie. That's why I brought this over," His laptop had fallen asleep from how long they talked for. Yoongi woke it back up and surfed  through the movies.

"Netflix sucks. They always take off the good movies," Jimin whined. "You should just steal a movie off the internet."

"You should close your big mouth, you complain to much," Yoongi said jokingly.

Jimin gasped. "Rude! You're supposed to be nice to me!"

"Where in the rules does it say that?" Yoongi asked. He clicked on a movie that caught his eye and let it play while he talked with Jimin.

"In big bold font on the front page! It say Min Yoongi has to be the nicest person in the world. If law is disobeyed he will be banished from the Park household!" Jimin three his hand out as if he were directing something.

"So it's a law now?" Yoongi asked.

"Mhm, very strict too," Jimin rested his head against Yoongi's shoulder. "What are we watching?" Jimin asked.

"Blue is the Warmest Color? Have you seen this too?" Yoongi asked.

Jimin snickered to himself. "It's a lesbian movie. There's lesbian sex in it."

Yoongi's face paled. "O-oh, uh."

"Hm, what's wrong?" He teased.

"What if your mom comes in or something?" Yoongi asked.

"Mute the volume duh? Are you dumb? Have you never watched porn before?" Jimin asked in a duh tone.

"Uh Yeah, But Namjoon has never walked in on me. We have our ways of knowing," Yoongi explained.