Soju Shots • Y.min (discontinued)

XXIV

"They like to eat fruit. Did you know that? It's cool. I already gave Harold some today, but I can let you give him one tomorrow. They're like treats, I have other foods to give them and-."

"Shut up you're driving me insane with all the crab talk oh my God," Yoongi grabbed two of the pillows off the couch and sandwiched his head between them.

"Asshole," Namjoon mumbled, which made Jimin giggle. "Anyways, they're so cool when they eat, he's got like a little claw that he eats with."

"You'll have to show me tomorrow," Jimin snatched one of the pillows from Yoongi. "You can stop being a scrub now!"

"I'm not a scrub," Yoongi said.

"You're a lemon. A stinky, sour lemon," Jimin poked at Yoongi with a smile on his face. "My little lemon. Yoongi the lemon," Jimin pinched his cheek.

"Quit calling me a lemon," Yoongi grumbled.

"You're grouchy," Jimin crossed his arms and started at the tv. "Go take a nap you lemon."

"I swear if you call me a lemon again I'm gonna kick your ass."

"Lemon," Yoongi shot Jimin a death glare.

"You little-," Yoongi reaches for Jimin but the boy quickly jolted up and jumped the back of the couch. Yoongi tried going one way and Jimin just kept going the other. "Get over here you brat," Yoongi jumped over the couch and Jimin just ran around.

"Come get me old man!" Jimin taunted. Yoongi jumped back over the couch and Jimin sprint down the hallway. He took a sharp turn into Yoongi's rooms and slammed the door on him.

"Let me in!" Yoongi pounded on the door. "Jimin I swear."

"What's the magic password?" Jimin said in a strange accent.

"I don't know just let me in you dick," Yoongi leaned his forehead up against the door. "I love you," Jimin made a sound that was almost identical to the sound when you get a wrong answer in family feud. "Just tell me what it is."

"Repeat after me okay? I, Min Yoongi," Jimin said.

Yoongi sighed. "I, Min Yoongi."

"Solemnly swear."

"Solemnly swear," Yoongi stood back from the door.

"That I am a lemon," Yoongi could hear Jimin cracking up on the other side of the door. "You have to say it or I won't let you in."

"That I am a lemon," Yoongi said in defeat."

Jimin opened up the door and motioned for Yoongi to come in. "Welcome to my humble abode Sir Lemon."

Yoongi grabbed Jimin and threw him over his shoulder. Yoongi carried him over to the bed and laid him down. "I swear you little shit," Yoongi pinned Jimin's arms down.

"You swear what?" Jimin stuck his tongue out at Yoongi.

"Hmm, you make my bones ache," Yoongi pinched Jimin's cheek and rolled off him.

"I know what bone I make ache," Jimin slapped Yoongi's thigh.

"Hey! That was way too close to my precious jewels," Yoongi pulled his legs up and put his hand between his thighs.

"Your what," Jimin laughed. "Don't worry, I'm not that mean, I would never hit you there."

"Good, you better not," Yoongi put his legs back down. Yoongi rolled onto his side and pulled Jimin closer. "I'm so tired."

"Go to sleep then," Jimin said is a 'duh' tone. "Am I allowed to take a shower?"

Yoongi chuckled. "Nope you have to smell bad," Yoongi ruffled Jimin's hair. "Of course you can take a shower you dummy. Did you think I wasn't gonna let you or something?"

"N-no! I just didn't know," Jimin wiggles away from Yoongi's grasp. "Can you show me how to use it?"

"You don't know how to use a shower?" Yoongi asked.

"Yes! Everyone I go to somebody's house their shower is always like super complicated. It's like I'm hacking into the FBI."

Yoongi shook his head. "Come on, I'll show you," Jimin grabbed some clean clothes out of his bag and followed Yoongi to the bathroom. "Look, all you do is pull this out," Yoongi grabbed the knob to turn on the hot or col water and pulled it out. "They you just turn it till it's warm enough."

"Well, my shower just needs to have the little thingy on top of the faucet to be pulled up and then there's two different knobs so," Jimin put his clothes on the counter. "What are you waiting for? Get out."

"Oh yeah, right sorry," Yoongi left the bathroom and closed the door behind him.

-

Jimin came back into Yoongi's room. He tossed his dirty clothes onto the floor by his back and got in bed beside Yoongi. "I like the shorts," Yoongi said.

"Of course you would," Jimin cuddled up beside Yoongi beneath the blanket. "This is cozy."

"That's good. Y'know you're getting my pillows all wet," Yoongi said. "We have a hair dryer. You could've asked and I would've let you use it."

"Too late now," Jimin snuggled up against Yoongi's chest, his damp hair probably getting him wet.

"I love you Jiminie," Yoongi Kissed the top of Jimin head. "You used Namjoon's shampoo?"

"What? Jimin asked. "I just picked the one that smelled the best."

"So you're saying that mine doesn't smell good? I'm offended," Yoongi snorted.

"Namjoon just smells better that you I guess," Jimin shrugged.

"Wow, first the crabs and now the shampoo, I'm so hurt."

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Just a filler

We will get to the juicy part eventually.

Also I just wanna establish how their relationship is like and stuff so yeah. Also I love reading Yalls comments. So like, don't think you're spamming me because I love it. I read every single one so nobody goes by unnoticed. I just don't respond much 🤷‍♂️