Soju Shots • Y.min (discontinued)

VI

"Just ignore him you tool, I only gave it to him so he'd stop hounding me. I don't even really want you around him so," She said.

"That's so stupid! Why would you do that! You could've just told him to leave you alone! I hate you!" Jimin stormed off into his room and slammed the door. His phone kept going off over and over again, he was curious to see what Yoongi had to say but then he'd probably get the idea that Jimin is reading his texts because hes got a thing for him.

Jimin turned it on and checked anyways. He put his contact in as his name.

Yoongi: hey

Yoongi: ur sister gave me ur number if u didn't know

Yoongi: I'm not angry at u for hitting me

Yoongi: can u at least reply?

Yoongi: is it because I keep using ur and u?

Yoongi: I'll stop if you don't like it

Jimin: stop spamming me

Yoongi: so you do reply

Yoongi: why don't you like me?

Jimin: because you're just a horny old dude.

Yoongi: I'm only horny because you make me horny

Jimin: leave me alone you pedo

Yoongi: I'm not a pedo, don't assume things

Jimin: then don't assume that I want you do things with you

Jimin: I don't even know how old you are, you could be like fifty

Yoongi: would you like me if I was? You can be my sugar baby.

Yoongi: I'm joking, I'm only 21. I'll still be your daddy tho

Jimin: ew

Yoongi: what do you mean ew?

Jimin: you're old

Yoongi: I'm not that old, you're like what 18?

Jimin: um no

Yoongi: how old are you then?

Jimin: that's classified.

Yoongi: fine give me a second.

Jimin waited for Yoongi's reply, curious to what he was doing.

Yoongi: you're 16? I asked Muji.

Jimin: I hate you.

Yoongi: you don't look sixteen, I just thought you were short.

Jimin: what makes you think that?

Yoongi: you've got a big ass.

Yoongi: your body looks mature.

Jimin: yup I'm done here, good bye.

Jimin shut his phone of and put it under his pillow. He probably shouldn't have had such a long conversation with him. He sighed and laid down for a little nap.

-

Jimin jerked awake when his phone began going off like mad under his pillow. He picked it up only to see that Taehyung was trying to call him. He pressed answer and held the phone to his ear. "Hello?" He asked, his voice sounding rough from just waking up.

"Why didn't you call me!" Taehyung yelled into the phone, nearly causing Jimin to go deaf.

"I'm sorry I was taking a nap," he apologized.

Taehyung sighed. "Its okay I guess. So what have you been doing besides sleeping?"

"Um, I just fought with Muji like always, other than that I haven't been doing much else," Jimin skipped out on telling him that he had a full on conversation with Yoongi, although he hated the man's guts he feared that Taehyung hated him more.

"Ugh, you're literally the most boring person in the world, go do something. I want the tea," he said.

"Well..."

"Well what? Did something actually happen for once in your life?" He over exaggerated his expression.

"Oh shut up you jerk. Muji gave Yoongi my number," he said, afraid for his response.

"Okay, what was the conversation about? Did you even talk to him?" He asked.

"Yeah, we just talked about age and stuff. He's older than I thought he was. He's twenty one. He also thought I was eighteen so I guess that makes up for his behavior but not really."

"Wow," Taehyung paused which made Jimin slightly uneasy. "You are really fucking boring, like no drama in that conversation at all, what a shame. Well, goodbye I guess, I just wanted to see if you like pulled of a heist or something but maybe next time. Bye Jiminie," he said cheerily before hanging up.

Jimin rolled his eyes and put his phone away. Jimin sat up and turned his lamp on. "I should probably have something to eat," he said to himself. Before hauling himself out of bed and going into the kitchen.

"Have a nice nap?" His mom asked him on his way to the cupboards.

"Yeah, it was good I guess," he grabbed the box of cereal from the cupboard and hopped up onto the counter. He popped the box open and shoved a handful into his mouth.

"I can make you dinner y'know," she said.

"Yeah I think that's better than dry cereal," he giggled and put the box away. He left the kitchen and sat down at the dining table while he waited.

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I've been writing this for too long and I didn't know how to end it so yeah.

Legit the shittiest ending ever.