Chapter 3

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(Slight nsfw Warning)
"ACHOOO!"
"Baldi stop pushing yourself and get some rest! I can take care of the children!"
"No no...I-I can *sniff* do this"
"Baldi....please for me"
The principal did the puppy eyes
"You know that shit doesn't work on me..."
Baldi sneezed again
He knew he was sick but he still thought that he could teach math
"Baldimore pls..."
He stood up
"LES GO!"
And then he fell
The principal sighed and put baldi back on his bed
He took the medicine
And shoved it inside baldi's ass
I MEAN MOUTH
Baldi just laid there
His eyes half closed
"Baldimore please get some rest"
"Fine...BUT IF I DONT SEE A CHILD DOING WELL ON THE TEST TOMORROW, ILL FUCK YOU"
"Please do~"
Baldi blushed and hid under the covers
"Moron..."
"I know you love me..."
"Mmmm..."
"Well I got to go...I'll see ya at 2:30! Bye!"
"Bye..."
Kennith left baldi's house and went to the school
Baldi was left alone
Sick and tired
....
He was bored as hell
So he did something that made his day
He took his childhood toys and set them on the floor
He called them "students" and he was the teacher of course
"So children what is two plus two?"
"Four!"
He acted like the dolls had their own voices
"Great Job!"
He put his thumbs up
"Now what is five plus eight?"
He made the "bully" doll say something dumb
"How about shit"
Baldi grabbed his ruler and cut off the dolls head
"WRONG"
....he was still bored
He did everything he could to entertain himself but was still bored
He even tried breaking stuff
But ended up breaking all of his glasses but not the mugs
He couldn't think of anything else so he fell asleep
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IN B A L D I S D R E A M (also including his POV)
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I was on top of the principal naked
And he was naked as well
"B-Baldimore!"
"Kennith? Why are we naked?"
I say in a very seductive tone
Kennith blushed
"W-We were about to do it....did you forget..?"
I flinched and scratched the back of my head
"N-No! I asked because uh...I got lost in my thoughts! Hehe yeah!"
"What were you thinking about?"
"If this will hurt..."
"Don't worry~ it'll hurt in the start but then you'll like it.."
We get closer to each other's faces and lean for a kiss until....
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(BACK TO THE STORY)(that means no pov for chu anymore~)
Baldi wakes up
He looks under the sheets
"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I MADE THE BED WET"
Baldi changed the bed sheets and looked at the time
It was 2:29pm
Baldi laid on the bed again and waited for Kennith to come back and fu- I mean talk

A/N)
Yaaayy comedy ;3;
Wet dreams huh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anyways thanks 4 reading .w.

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