Jason Stilker was 15 years old. He wasn't what you'd call a "perfect teen." He would usually get in a fight with his parents every now and then; he barely passed school and sometimes skipped basketball practice to go to the movies. Jason's biggest problem was that he was a slob. His room looked like a bomb/tornado/elephant stampede went off in it. It also smelt moldy. He only took a shower every 4 days. He also rarely brushed his teeth and his favorite foods usually contained onions and garlic.
One day Jason left his house after an argument with his parents about his messy room and left to get lunch at a cheap price. He walked into his favorite Mexican restaurant, ordered 5 burritos, 3 tacos with extra hot sauce, a plate of nachos and refried beans to go. He would usually eat his lunch on a giant rock in the park. As he sat and ate his refried beans, a skinny old woman dressed in a cloak came up to him. "Please youngster, I'm desperate for food, I see that you have a whole buffet, may I be spared a bite?" Jason looked down at her with disgust. "This is my food that I bought with my own money! If you're to poor to buy your own food, then that's your problem you old hag!" "Now go away and beg to some other sucker who will be stupid enough to spare you their food!" And with that extremely rude comment, Jason grabbed his bag of food and left to go eat somewhere else.
As Jason left, the old woman smirked, "You act rude to an old woman like that and you're going to regret it!" She pulled out an old book from her cloak and began to chant.
Jason sat down at the park bench and ate his fill of burritos, tacos, nachos, and refried beans, he had completely forgotten about the woman. Afterwards, he got up and started to take the long way home from the park through the woods. He knew his mom would forget about their argument if he was away from home for more than an hour. As he walked through the woods his stomach began to growl. Jason shrugged it off and continued walking. After a few minutes, his stomach growled again, louder this time. "Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten all of those..." He stopped and stared at his hand. His hand was covered with black fur. His stomach rumbled again and he broke into a sweat. His fingernails grew into claws and his hands changed into paws. Black fur started to grow up his arms. "Ohhh my god!" Jason's stomach gurgled again and he felt really hot. His shoes were growing excruciatingly tight. He removed his shirt, "Ohhhh GOD!" His chest was covered in white fur and black fur was growing on his sides. He stared at his furry stomach until it grumbled again. He felt black fur grow on his ears and on his face which then stretched out into a snout. "My-my face!" Jason's nose had turned pink and stubby and his teeth had sharpened to a point. His socks and shoes burst open to reveal his feet were like his hands, pawed, clawed and covered with black fur. The fur grew down his back and then he felt his pants tighten as a bump formed near his hindquarters. "Ahhhh! My pants!" With a snapping sound, his pants and underwear burst from the pressure and fell to the ground, revealing a long, black furry tail with a white stripe streaked across it. His hair receded into his head and the fur grew down his legs and it was over. Jason Stilker had become a teenage anthro skunk.
"Ugggh." Jason's stomach was gurgling again, but this time it was hurting him. He looked at his new skunk body but found no new changes were happening to him. He grabbed his stomach and went on the ground on his knees. The Mexican buffet he had eaten was bubbling in his stomach. "What's happening to my...?" Suddenly Jason's tail shot out and he let out a massive skunk butt blast from under his tail. The smell was so bad that the birds roosting in the trees passed out and fell to the ground. Jason looked at the unconscious birds and blushing fiercely, he ran away. This was the worst day of Jason's life. First he had turned into a skunk, and then he discovered he was a killer gas bomb.
The following happened over a period of a month.
When Jason got home, his parents were horrified and didn't recognize him at first. After explaining what happened, Jason's parents made him a tomato juice bath and he needed to soak in one for two hours every other day. Beans, broccoli, cabbage and other such foods were banned for the Stilker household. He also cleaned his room (the moldy smell was from a sandwich hidden under his bed) since nobody (not even he) could stand the smell of his room with him in it. He bought plug-in air fresheners and sprays the joint with Febreze every other hour. Also somehow the media found out about the teenage skunk and one lone Saturday and the family spent the entire day trying to get news reporters and paparazzi out of their house. His parents always had a sad look on their faces (or a look of disgust if Jason farted.)
