Book of Randomness

Unknown admirer

THIS IS INSPIRED FROM OUR ROLEPLAY IN THR AMINO. YOU CAN BLAME ANRI FOR SHIMON'S ACTIONS 😂👌😂👌

Anri: HEY!!!

Gab: :P

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Mailman: *knocks on doors*

Gab: Hai..? ?-?

Mailman: Etheralia..?

Gab: Yes?

Mailman: For you, ma'am. It was from a blonde girl

Gab: *sees a giant box half her height* 0Δ0

Mailman: Have a good day, ma'am... *leaves*

Gab: *drags the box inside* *reads note* I made another one for you... Enjoy~! Love, Una? ?-? *rips open the box* 0_0

-moment of silence-

Anri: Not another one again? 😂

Gab: 0///////0 *takes out a giant Shimon plushie*

Anri: Pfft---

Gab: IZAKURA UNAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

-meanwhile-

Una: *writing* Achee! >Δ<

-back to Gab-

Gab: -////////- *hugs the plushie*

Anri: XD

Gab: Good thing Shimon ain't here

Shimon: Who's---wha?

Gab: ......................

Shimon: Gab....... That's me.....

Gab: Yeah so? *hides behind plushie* -////-

Anri: *was hugging Yuuto* -w-

Yuuto: ^^

Gab: *kicks the box to a wall* 💢

Shimon: Are you a stalker..?

Gab: 0-0 No... Why would you say that? *phone rings* Hai?

Una: *on the other line* Enjoying ya gift~?

Gab: ....50-50 He just said I was his stalker

Una: WHAT?! HE SHOULDN'T SAY THAT TO YOU, HIS WIFE!!! *continues to rant on*

Gab: *accidentally puts the phone on speaker* >Δ< CALM YOU HORSES, WOMAN!!!

Una: *shuts up* But he shouldn't say that to you...

Gab: -_- You should shut up before I turn your condition to 50-50 and put you in ICU...

Anri: 0-0

Gab: *puts her phone towards Shimon* See, Shimon, this is what you get for calling someone a 'stalker' who has an overprotective adoptive daughter/friend when in fact, they aren't

Shimon: I was joking

(DON'T KILL ME OKAY)

Shimon: *kisses Gab and snaps a pic at the same time and sent it to Una* satisfied -w-

Gab: (///Δ///)

Anri: 😂😂

Una: *squealing* SHIIIIIIP~~~!!!

Gab: I'm just gonna go put this in my room

Una: SO YOU CAN FEEL YOUR HUSBAND'S GAZE WHEN YOU SLEEP!!!!
*hangs up*

Gab: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!!! *puts the plushie in her room and grabs a scythe* *bumps into someone*

Vhlad: You shouldn't kill your daughter... -_- *disappears*

Gab: FINE *throws scythe away*

Anri: *crying in the corner*

Gab: *grumbling while sitting on the couch*
Mailman: *knocks on the door*

Gab: *opens it* Hai?

Mailman: Ma'am, another one for you *gives her a small box*

Gab: ?-? I'm getting many mails today... *reads note* Enjoy the chocolates... Love, unknown admirer....... ........... ?-?

Anri: My ship~ YunRi....

Yuuto: ;-;

Gab: *opens box and sees chocolate and flowers* *sniffs flowers* Achee! >Δ< I'm officially allergic to this flowers... *puts them in a vase* *throws choco in the ref*
Achee! >Δ<

Anri: *sulking* My ship, Yunri~

Yuuto: .....

Gab: Wonder where Shimon ran off to?

Shimon: *was burning and glaring at the flowers*

(I DIED HERE 😂😂😂😂 WHY U BURN FLOWERS BRO... I STILL LOVE THE FLOWERS EVEN THO I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM--ACHEE! >Δ<)

Gab: Achee! >Δ< Dammit, they still trigger my allergy

Shimon: *covers Gab with a blanket*

Yuuto: *is fed up with Anri's crying and kisses her*

(REVENGE IS ALWAYS SWEET~ AND CHAOS IS THE PRIIIZZEEE---*fly flies in* *chokes*)

Anri: 0//////0

Gab: Ship *snaps a pic* Achee! >Δ<

Anri: *shakes* >//////< *explodes into black feathers*

Gab: SHIKIGAMI

Yuuto: ...........

Real Anri: *opens doors* *sees black feathers* WHY DID MY SHIKIGAMI EXPLODE

Gab: Your shikigami kept on crying then Yuuto kissed her but then she exploded

Anri: O_o

Yuuto: T_T

Gab: -w-

Shimon: -_-

Tenma: SHUT UP YOU ALL WOKE TARO!!!

Kris: *bursts through doors* WHERE IS MY CHILD?!

Gab and Anri: There *points at Tenma who has Taro*

Kris: -/////-

( 0-0 Do you take her as your wife? 😂😂😂😂 KILL MEEEEEE!!!! ADAKO AND KRIS JUST POOFED OUT THEIR CHILDREN SJHDSJXHSBSH 😂😂😂😂)