Marbles did the walking while Kermit looked around. Peach just stayed there like a good girl. The employee brought them out. Kermit turned his head to look over at the employee.
"THANK," Kermit barked.
The employee sighed. "I wish I understood what someone like you says."
The employee walked off, leaving the three dogs at in the store. They all saw people walk by them, not disturbed or knowing there was dogs in the store. Kermit liked what he saw as Marbles walked forward, seeing where he was fully going.
Kermit looked up. He looked down his clothes, staring at Marbles. Marbles looked up at Kermit. "Where do I need to go? Are we close to at least one of those things you desperately need?" Marbles questioned.
"It looks like we would be around the Irish Spring. Walk forward. I think that's where all the soap is," Kermit answered.
Marbles nodded. He looked forward and started to walk. Kermit looked up. He hoped that no one came up to ask them for help. That would suck. He knew that would be a downfall since he disguised himself as an employee, but Kermit just had to live with that choice.
As they walked in, Kermit saw all of the soap bars on the shelves. Marbles moved the body of the disguise to face the shelves of soap. Kermit checked the top of the shelves. Nothing. He looked a shelf lower to see maybe there was some there. Nope. Kermit went on, going lower and lower.
"You need to bend down," Kermit whispered to Marbles.
"How the fuck do you think I can bend down with these?" Marbles growled at Kermit.
"Language!" gasped Peach.
"Just do whatever you can to get me down to look at the last shelf. There might be some Irish Spring there," Kermit explained.
"Fine," he groaned.
Marbles detached himself from the slits. He pushed them out from the disguise. Some lady saw this and scream, running off. Kermit looked at what was there. There wasn't anything, but he did see something behind the soaps.
"We need to look in the back of the shelf!" Kermit cried.
Kermit and Peach pushed themselves through the sleeves, having their heads come out. Some guy nearby fainted when he saw that some employee had dogs for hands. Kermit and Peach didn't look over. They just used their heads to knock some of the soap in front over.
The two dogs soon got to the back of the shelf. They were about to get back in position since they didn't find a single soap bar of Irish Spring, but then Kermit noticed something. He gasped, seeing something in the distance that was hidden. It was a single box of Irish Spring. Kermit cried with joy as he grabbed the box with his mouth. Before anyone could see, the three dogs got back in their position.
Kermit stuffed the Irish Spring into the pocket before becoming the head again. Peach got back in the middle. Marbles grabbed the slits. Once they got back in their disguise, the three dogs were off to look for some chicken.
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Soapy Chicken | A Jenna's Dogs Fanfic
FanfictionKermit is in a shit mood when there's no Irish Spring soap and chicken left in the house. Instead of being an ass like usual, Kermit decides to find out wtf is wrong. With Peach and Mr. Marbles, Kermit goes to find some sweet soap and chicken. I'm...