Kermit, Peach, and Marbles ripped off of the clothes of the person they knocked out. The dogs then stacked on each other. They realized that all of them on each other wouldn't be tall enough. Kermit hopped down, getting a big box that was empty. He placed the box on top of Peach. Seeing that they would still be pretty short, Kermit got another box.
"There we go," Kermit told himself as he jumped on.
The three dogs worked on getting the shirt on which fit perfectly. Kermit then saw how they wouldn't be able to get the pants. Kermit looked at Marbles who was on the bottom. He was always a bottom. Kermit then looked to the side to see slits which so happened to be there.
"Marbles, put those slits on," Kermit ordered.
"What's the point anymore?" Marbles muttered to himself as he went over to get those slits. He put them on.
With the slits, they were able to get the pants on. They were a bit baggy on the three dogs, but it looked pretty natural on them along with the shirt. It was going perfectly for Kermit.
Kermit picked up the black wig that the person was wearing, placing it on his head. While he had a dog head, the wig would have made him look more human. After placing a hat on, the three dogs were ready to go.
"Marbles, you're going to be the one doing walking, and Kermit, you're doing the talking," Peach barked at Marbles and Kermit.
"Fine," Marbles mumbled as he started to walk.
As Marbles walked around, looking through the zipper of the pants, he tried to find the way into the store fully. Kermit looked around, seeing if there was any sign of chicken and Irish Spring soap anywhere. It didn't seem like there was any.
All of a sudden, an employee walked up to them. "What are you doing here? And who are you? I don't seem to fully recognize you."
"I AM JIM," Kermit barked at the employee.
"Hah, you must be the foreign worker who was transported here. I'll show you the way into the store since you seem new here," the employee told them.
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Soapy Chicken | A Jenna's Dogs Fanfic
FanficKermit is in a shit mood when there's no Irish Spring soap and chicken left in the house. Instead of being an ass like usual, Kermit decides to find out wtf is wrong. With Peach and Mr. Marbles, Kermit goes to find some sweet soap and chicken. I'm...