"Oh no you don't!" Kermit heard John Johnson said as he jumped out of his moving truck. The truck slammed into a cactus that was around, but it was fine.
Marbles stood by quickly as Peach and Kermit looked over. John held up a taser in his hand with a net in the other, running over to them. The three dogs ran off. They didn't want to be caught again.
"We can't just keep running forward. We have to stop John Johnson," said Marbles.
Kermit looked around, seeing someone walking by with her dog. He squinted his eyes. He saw it was the Debbie Machine with Gildie. "Go to Debbie!" he barked to Peach and Marbles. The three dogs quickened up their pace to run over to Debbie.
"Ah, I'm glad to finally be able to walk in a new place. Huh, is that Jenna's dogs?"
Debbie looked over, seeing the three dogs in a panic. She looked up to see John chasing them. Debbie gasped. She was sh00k at the fact John looked like he was going to attack the dogs. He looked really sketch with how he had a taser on him too.
"OH NO YOU DON'T. NO ONE GOES AROUND SCARING THESE PRETTY DOGS," the Debbie Machine screeched as she saw John let closer.
John froze as he heard her screech. Before he could do anything, Debbie lunged forward, attacking him. John screamed like a bitch as she went wild on him. Kermit swore he saw John's arm fly away as blood splattered the ground. The three dogs could only watch as Gildie laid down, waiting for Debbie to finish up her good old beating.
Debbie broke John's back, throwing him to the ground. She sighed, "Just another day's work for him. Well, I'm heading up. This is enough action for me. I know you three will find Jenna, so I'll leave you here."
Debbie walked off with Gildie. The three watched her leave, making sure she was out of the clearing. Debbie believe they were going back to Jenna, but they weren't. They were going to solve a mystery on why the fuck these creepy ass cult people are taking all of the chicken and Irish Spring soap.
When the Debbie Machine was gone, the three dogs ran over to the truck. While it was damaged in the front, it looked fine. Kermit and Marbles got in first since they were the men of the group. They pulled the truck back on the road, seeing it was fine. Peach jumped in.
Kermit kept his paws on the wheel like Marbles laid down near the gas pedal and all that stuff. Peach sat next to Kermit, messing with the radio and playing Smashmouth constantly when she could. With a map near them showing the nearest hideout, the dogs drove away.
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Soapy Chicken | A Jenna's Dogs Fanfic
FanficKermit is in a shit mood when there's no Irish Spring soap and chicken left in the house. Instead of being an ass like usual, Kermit decides to find out wtf is wrong. With Peach and Mr. Marbles, Kermit goes to find some sweet soap and chicken. I'm...