As Smashmouth blasted in the car, Kermit drove while Peach held the map for him. Marbles was below him like he should be. As they drove by a street sign, Kermit looked at the map to see if they were still going the right way. The nearest hideout wasn't far, and they would get there in no time.
No one seemed to question them since they were dogs. Being dogs was a total plus for them right now. Whenever cops came by and looked into the windows, they were really confused and kept on going. Kermit was glad of that as he drove on. He wanted to get there as soon as possible. He wanted his Irish Spring and chicken back.
"Only one more street sign to pass before we get there!" Peach happily barked.
All of a sudden, an armored truck pulled out of nowhere on the street. The dogs screamed as the armored truck slammed into them. Peach looked to see who was in the car. Kermit gasped when he also looked out. He knew the dude looked familiar. It was the guy who sang Breakfast at Tiffany's to Jenna at some school talent show. He was there, slamming into their own truck with his armored one.
Marbles quickly climbed up on the Kermit's seat as their truck was slammed off the street. It was on its side, being completely broken. Kermit couldn't drive it anymore. The guy who sang Breakfast at Tiffany's to Jenna slammed open his truck door which had the same song blasting.
"Finally! If I can't have Jenna, I'll have her dogs," the guy laughed madly.
"We have to do something!" Marbles screamed.
"Look around!" Kermit cried.
The three dogs frantically looked around the truck as the guy who sang Breakfast at Tiffany's slowly walked up to them. He was being very slow. Peach soon lifted up a CD. Kermit took it. On it, Dr. Phil was written on it with a black thick sharpie.
"This has to do something," Kermit muttered as he placed it in. When it was in, he put the speakers on full volume. Marbles and Peach unrolled the windows that were in the front.
The Dr. Phil theme song blasted out as loudly as it could. The guy who sang Breakfast at Tiffany's froze, covering his ears. It looked unbearable for him, but the dogs kept it going. From time to time, a quote from Dr. Phil would be heard which caused the guy more pain. Kermit could barely Breakfast at Tiffany's being played.
"I can't take it anymore!" the guy who sang Breakfast at Tiffany's screamed. His head then blew up.
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Soapy Chicken | A Jenna's Dogs Fanfic
FanfictionKermit is in a shit mood when there's no Irish Spring soap and chicken left in the house. Instead of being an ass like usual, Kermit decides to find out wtf is wrong. With Peach and Mr. Marbles, Kermit goes to find some sweet soap and chicken. I'm...
