Kermit searched for the chicken, but he couldn't find any. He was glad he found at least some Irish Spring, but he also wanted to chicken. Kermit always loved rubbing his face on Irish Spring while eating chicken. He had to do both in order to grow.
"What are you doing here?" Kermit suddenly heard someone ask him. Marbles used the slits to make them turn around, facing the person who spoke.
"You're not supposed to be over here unless you need me. So, what do you need?" the person questioned, looking quite suspicious.
"I VERY NEW," Kermit barked at the person, trying to sound normal.
"Oh, well, sorry for scaring you. My name's Jessica Messica. Apparently I got fired at my job, so now I have to work here," the employee explained.
She sounds familiar. I just can't tell from where, Kermit thought to himself as Marbles started to approach Jessica.
All of a sudden, a really strong breeze from no where came. All of the dogs' were exposed with their clothes off. Jessica gasped when she saw all of the dogs. Kermit, Peach, and Marbles fell on each other out of shock. Since Peach was heavy as fuck, Marbles was almost close to a second death again.
"You're Jenna's dogs!" Jessica gasped in shock.
"I can explain. Please don't kick us out. We just need some chicken," Kermit told Jessica.
"Oh, no! I love ya all including Jenna. I'm actually glad she got me fired from my previous job," Jessica replied.
"So, you'll help us?" Peach questioned.
Jessica nodded. "You're here for chicken, right?"
"Yeah, and I want to leave," Marbles muttered to himself, but it was loud enough for Jessica to hear.
Kermit, Peach, and Marbles all walked up to Jessica. She went in the back, allowing the three dogs to follow her in secret. She made sure that no one was around when the dogs went in the back with her. When they were in, Jessica locked the door so no one would come in.
"Do you have chicken? I already have some Irish Spring, but I also need some chicken," Kermit questioned as she looked over at Peach who was now holding the Irish Spring soap.
Jessica nodded. "Luckily, I do. A whole group came into the store. They took all of the Irish Spring soap and chicken they could find for some reason. I knew that this seemed really suspicious, so I hid some chicken for later. I didn't want these people to take all of the chicken and Irish Spring soap."
"So, someone's stealing all of this chicken and Irish Spring? Why?" Marbles questioned.
"I'm not sure really. All I know is that these people just want to have all of the Irish Spring and chicken," Jessica explained.
"Do you have any idea what these people look like?" Kermit asked.
"Well, I do have a picture of them while they were in the store. You can look at it while I go get the chicken," she said as she slipped a photograph to Kermit. Jessica then walked off.
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Soapy Chicken | A Jenna's Dogs Fanfic
ФанфикKermit is in a shit mood when there's no Irish Spring soap and chicken left in the house. Instead of being an ass like usual, Kermit decides to find out wtf is wrong. With Peach and Mr. Marbles, Kermit goes to find some sweet soap and chicken. I'm...