Soapy Chicken | A Jenna's Dogs Fanfic

Chapter Two

Kermit got on the laptop by himself. Peach decided to go off, doing whatever she does, and Marbles went to take a nap. Kermit looked at the news, seeing if there was an article about this. He already called his chicken dealer who told him that there was no more left. He did the same with his Irish Spring soap dealer. There was no soap there.

He soon found an article that was recent. Kermit let out a whimper like he always did, but it was more sad than ever. Kermit saw the title. It read, "No More Chicken and Irish Spring Soap!" Kermit read the rest of the article, seeing what was going on with this horrible world.

Chicken and Irish Spring soap went missing apparently from all of the stores. It's guessed to be stolen, but no one is sure how it all could have been taken without anymore knowing. The supply where all stores got them also went missing. Nothing was heard, and people are still waiting for an answer to be found.

Kermit was shocked, but also he was confused. How could all the chicken and Irish Spring soap just be gone? Kermit was gonna get to the bottom of this. Jenna and Julien was busy, so they wouldn't notice he was gone. He couldn't go alone though.

Being quick, he dragged Marbles into his suitcase on wheels. After Marbles was placed in the suitcase, he got Peach, attaching it to he back. Kermit then mega kicked the door open, giving off a loud noise.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, KERMIT, SHUT THE HELL UP," Kermit heard Jenna yell. He ignored the harsh insult. He was use to it as he shed a single tear.

"We gotta go find out what's going on about this chicken and Irish Spring soap problem!" Kermit barked to Peach and Marbles.

"I don't care, but okay," Peach said back as Marbles wagged his stupid little tail.

With that said, the dogs ran out minus Marbles who was being carried in his nice suitcase. Kermit was going to find out what the hell was going on. He didn't care what it took. He wanted his chicken and soap back no matter what it took.