Soapy Chicken | A Jenna's Dogs Fanfic

Chapter One

Kermit was pissed. He sniffed the ground aggressively. He checked the kitchen and bathroom. No matter how many times he checked, there was none of the two things he only cared about it; Irish Spring soap and chicken. Kermit tried to beg for Jenna and Julien to go find some damn soap and chicken, but they were busy making a video; the two making an edible Jenna-scented candle that can work as soap also.

"MARBLES," Kermit yelled angrily as he sat down.

"Wat?" Marbles asked as he walked up, Peach following because she wanted to be involve.

"There's no chicken or soap! Get the laptop," Kermit yelled.

Marbles sighed, seeing that sadly he had another day to live. He went to his secret storage room that he kept away from his parents because he had to. It was also the place where Marbles kept porn. It wasn't HIS porn though; it was the bear's. Anyways, Marbles got the spare laptop he had and threw it on the couch.

The three dogs all sat down together. Kermit put on his human gloves. They were gloves that allowed him to have human fingers instead of paws. With the gloves on, he went on a website where he always bought his chicken.

"THEY'RE OUT," Kermit cried like a little bitch.

"Oh no," Marbles muttered, not very interested in Kermit's problems.

"What about that sweet ass soap?" Peach questioned.

Kermit looked up where Jenna always bought his soap. He thought that it was strange that they ran out especially with how much they had left after the soap bed that smelled weird. The site soon loaded.

"DAMNIT. They don't have the soap," Kermit howled in anger.

Kermit just didn't understand how the sites where he bought his soap and chicken ran out at the same time. It didn't matter though. He would find another way to get his chicken and Irish Spring soap.