So.... eh.... just thought why not. You dudes deserve to know that I'm not some creepy 40-year-old paedophile sitting in a basement in downtown Montana.
No. This is me.
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God I look awful in that photo, but I'm too lazy to take another one.
BRITAIN IS TOO HOT RIGHT NOW. IT IS THE 6TH WEEK OF THE HEATWAVE. IT IS 3000°C. EVERYTHING HAS MELTED. SEND HELP.
Peace out, ma dudes, and I promise that there are two chapters that are currently underway!
