Be John ===>
I have already told you that you can't be this John person you keep talking about! So stop it!!!
Be Dirk ===>
Dirk is too tired to play this game, try again after he's had sufficient sleep.
Be Roxy ===>
..... are you sure you want to do that? I mean she is mildly intoxicated and would probably do some extremely stupid things... okay, I mean if you insist, just remember that I warned you...
You are now Roxy Lalonde, you are a Junior at Richfield High school, you're hobby's include shipping, giving people romantic advice, using quantum science to figure out the time-space continuum, playing retro video games, hacking and wizards, never forget the wizards, oh and last but not least hunting down and murdering the supernatural, oh and also get mildly wasted.
You are certainly in your favorite class, Advanced Science, and instead of listening to the lecture you are mildly wasted and staring at the new girl in your class, all you know is she pretty, I mean not the kind of pretty that attracts everyone's attention, those people are just attention hoarders, no she's the kind of pretty that you only get to appreciate if you're looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with, and no you're not planning on spending the rest of your life with this girl at least not in a red relationship, that would be silly and completely ridiculous, I mean you don't even know her name! But still, she is pretty.
"Roxy?" You teacher says snapping you out of your trance.
"ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yers, I mean yes, mean,"Your tongue ties its self is not as you try to speech, speak, speek?
The class starts to giggle, "Roxy what is the name of the current US president?" He asks.
"harrisooon ford?" you say making even more of your classmates laugh at you, you feel stupid, and hear you actually thought Harrison Ford was actually the present, okay hold on a second who the hell even is Harrison Ford?
"No Roxy, it's Donald Trump," you're the teacher says giving you a look of pity.
"when we elect that ass?" Making a large group burst out in laughter.
Oh! Harrison is that hot actor who plays Han Solo in Star Wars! He would probably make a good President.
"Roxy how much sleep did you get last night?" He asked, now this pisses you off, yes you might not know who the current US president is but that doesn't mean you're stupid, it just means you're likely living under a rock that rock being your half-brother Dirk who hated the news with a passion, but here he was budding in on your personal life without any permission whatsoever!
"excuse you? why sat-that mates?"
"Because sleep is vital," he says, there are a few more snickers from the other students as your teacher continues to put you on the spot.
You mumbled your response but that clearly isn't enough for your asshole of a teacher, "Sorry what was that, couldn't hear it over all the miss pronunciations," You try to hide but no matter how hard you try you can't block out the laughing.
"Stop it right now, all of you! You are all been incredibly rude and I will not stand for it! Especially when it's coming from a teacher!" You look up to see the new girl standing up, hands are on her hips and she looked extremely pissed.
She was wearing a white shirt with a baby blue 1950s style skirt, her short black hair curled around her face in a 1920s-ish bob, her red-winged glasses brought out her brilliant light blue eyes that seemed to almost be shining.
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Monsterstuck
FanfictionBasically, the sburb kids are divided between demons and hunters. The Striders and Lalonde's are hunters Jane, John, Jake, and Jade are all demons. Jane and Jake are Second cousins and are the third Cousins of Jade and John (who are siblings). R...