dedicated to AngelDevilBunny for giving me this idea. I thought u were some kind of widard, lol. widard :D
Ok, I know no one gives a shit about these little symbols when they're out of school, but they're important. Like really important.
It totally kills the mood if you just get your punctuation wrong. Hey, I know I'm real grammar nazi but some mistakes are just ridiculous.
Compare these two sentences.
1. "Let's eat, granny."
2. "Let's eat granny."
For these sentences, punctuation defines whether or not you are a cannibal.
See what I mean?
See vat I meannnnnnnnnn?
:D
Look at that picture on the right. -laughs-
See what I mean?
SEH VAT EI MEAHNNNNNNNNN?
Oh gawd i'm so annoying.
Now this.
"Fuck the police!"
"Fuck, the police!"
Different moods. :3
This last one had me laughing like a deranged psycho killer. It's wrong but oh well.
Say you had two brothers who are really really annoying. You just got sent away for three months to summer school a few thousand miles away and now you're back home. You normally want them to disappear off the face of the earth, but suddenly your tender heart is filled with so much longing for your brothers you exclaim,
"I can't wait to see my brothers, fuck!"
Buttttttttttt
What if you miss that comma
"I can't want to see my brothers fuck!"
.
.
SEE WHAT I MEAN
+++
"..."
Those 'dots' are ellipses. I didn't know what they're called because they never taught us at school. I just recently discovered they're in fact called ellipses.
But they did teach us something back in grade one.
IT'S THREE DOTS ONLY
THREE DOTS
THREE
NOT FOUR NOT FIVE
THREE
SAME GOES FOR EXCLAMATION MARKS AND QUESTION MARKS
YOU ONLY PUT ONE
ONE
OKAY
there're these weird-ass titles with like a thousand exclamation marks and question marks merged together, and it makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time
AMGGGG................ WHY IS 5SOS BEHIND MY SOFA???!!!!!?!?!??!??!?!
You don't name a book like thattttt :/ (remind me to cover this later on since my memory stinks)
why
why you do dhis
not cool, man.
not cool.
ik there are still quote marks but that's for another rant (remind meh yet again)
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The Book of Facepalm
RandomThis is basically a book of rants about random stuff. If you are easily offended and/or against swearing, please do not read this. I will most likely offend people due to my peculiar nature. You have been warned.
