I once read a book in which the plot is real good, but the writing is cringe-worthy.
You know what the author said about it in her note?
"BITCH PLES I DUN GIVE A FUCKING DAMN IT'S NOT SCHOOL WHY SHUD I CARE ABOUT PUNCHUATION AND GRAMMER AND ALL THAT SHIT"
because it's publishing, bitch.
(she spells all swear words correctly tho, lol)
(I'm being a bit of a hypocrite but this is a rant book so this doesn't count, since it's casual and all that stuff)
Do you see JK Rowling not put periods at the end of her sentence
Do you see John Green not putting quote marks when Hazel and Gus say okay
Do you see Suzanne Collins not capitalise anything because apparently it's hipster
NO
SO YOU DO THE SAME
After I read through the first page, I was so done with the book. I deleted it :/
BUT
the worst thing
IT HAS LIKE 900K READS AND 98K VOTES
WHYYYYYYYYY
WHY IS WATTPAD SO UNFAIR
THE DECENT BOOKS HAVE 100 READS WHILE THE SHITTY ONES HAVE A LETTER BEHIND THE NUMBERS
But life is fair because it is unfair with everyone.
#spurofmomentinspiration
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The Book of Facepalm
RandomThis is basically a book of rants about random stuff. If you are easily offended and/or against swearing, please do not read this. I will most likely offend people due to my peculiar nature. You have been warned.
