The Book of Facepalm

[2] Overused story-lines and phrases (1)

The following are some cliches in Wattpad stories. Feel free to point out any that I've missed. c:

1. Good girls and 'bad boys'.

Seriously, this one is the most common one on here. The 'bad boy' has to be a smirking Greek god who hands out sexual innuendos like pamphlets. Said 'bad boy' is either a total man-whore/player or has not even experienced his first kiss.

Seriously, gg/bb stories have been infesting Wattpad. Not that every single one is horrible, but the plot is just so overused it's becoming annoying.

The boy smirks like every three second while the girl blushes every three seconds. Said girl is always an innocent virgin/nerd/prude (most likely all three), which means she has near to zero dating experience.

But of course she kisses like a madwoman and has hardcore sex with the guy after a couple chapters.

2. Player tamer.

A girl (usually new) somehow hangs out with the smirking player, idk why. The player falls in love with her and he be like 'you changed me, my sweetheart, I thought sex was the only thing people could share but apparently i'm wrong. i love you, marry mehhhh <333333'

Why

What's so special about that bitch

She disgusts herself when she's barbara palvin

She has lower IQ than a cookie

She wears baggy sweaters and jeans every single day because she thinks it's 'natural'

Tell me

What's so special about her

i just don't get it

Just like Twilight (no offense to all twihards, Twilight was ok, I just don't get it)

3. '-Insertsexualinnuendohere-,' he smirked, flashing his pearly white teeth.

How many times have you seen that

Tell me, I want to know i'm not the only one who wants to hit my head with a watermelon when I see this

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO SMIRKKKKK

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

it's a wink  but wutever

OH GAWD DARK POET'S WINKY FACES

*tries not to fangirl*

anyways

try to smirk

It requires the use of a lot of face muscles, so much it's a facial exercise.

im joking

but why does the guy have to smirkkkkkk 24/7

why cant he just say something

just smile or grin or wutev

or even laugh

4. His lips crashed into mine. I felt a spark of electricity run up my spine. His tongue ran across my lower lip, asking for entrance. I quickly granted it, and our tongues fought for dominance. I wound my hands in his hair, our tongues dancing a dance of passion and heat.

I memorised it :D

No I didn't

I've seen it so many times I know it like the back of my hand

It's engraved forever in my brain

But srsly

How many times have you seen this

I never knew your tongues took dancing classes

Can u give the tutor's contact info to meh pls?

5. His eyes grew a shade darker with lust.

: I

6. The Blonde Boyfriend-stealing Bitch.

She has to be blonde. Her eyes have to be blue. She has to be a total whore and diva. She has to flirt with the prood's bf and try to seduce him by twirling her hair round and round her finger and wearing hooker clothes. Or she was the prude's bf's ex. The prude gets jealous, and the bf is like 'I don't like that bish no more. I love you, and only you' and their tongues fight for dominance or whatever.

7. We got paired up for a project.

And we hook up while we're at it.

8. Our moms and dads are the bestest of best friends.

So of course we hook up while they aren't looking.