The Book of Facepalm

[10] Stereotypes

Antagonist- Blonde girl with blue eyes

-stupid

-bitchy

-slut

-cheerleader (usually the head, lol)

-boyfriend stealer

-jealous ex

-does psychotic things to get back with da boy.

-"I repeat," Megan Von Bitch twirled her blonde hair around her finger, her blue eyes narrowing, "Stay away from MY MAN."

-nerd replies with sassy remark-

"Ugh!" Megan shrieked, then stomped out of the bathroom.

I leaned my back against the door and took a deep breath. I finally stood up against Megan! But what if she plans revenge on me? What if she steals Hunter?

"He's not even yours to begin with, stupid, " I whispered under my breath, the sense of hopelessness flooding over me again.

I have yet to meet someone like that...

Protagonist- sometimes blonde, sometimes brunette, but NEVER Asian or black or even ginger. Thinks she's ugly as fxck when she has the body of a model, needs boyfriend to cheer her up (not going to tell how, ahem)

- naïve, incredibly.

-prudish

-thinks she doesn't deserve her boyfriend

-geek/nerd or some random girl who's targeted by the head cheerleader and her friends.

-takes descriptions to a WHOLE new level (a whole new worlddddd~)

-before transformation: ugly. Stupid. Loser. After transformation (taking off glasses and applying "little" make up): BAM! Suddenly she's being sought after by the star quarterback, her best friend, the nice guy, the player and the bad boy, who have all been secretly in love with her since god knows when. Lol, when I do that, all I get are weird looks.

-sometimes has a "sad" life story. Not really.

Boyfriend: Perfect figure. Protagonist either loved him at first sight or hated him since forever.

Types:

1- manwhoreeeee. Has bimbo (usually cheerleader) clinging to him every single second of the day, and a new one every week. Suddenly discovers that he loves protagonist (idk how) or sleeps around just to make her jealous (wtf) HAS TO BE COCKY.

2- bad boy. Not really. Just a boy who acts all badass and comes in late to all classes. Doesn't get into trouble with anything. More like badass pretty boy. Often has a motorcycle and names his car(s). Sometimes has secret passion. HAS TO BE COCKY.

3- bully. Has bullied the girl since start of elementary school because he secretly loves her inside and doesn't know how to express his love. Idk, tell her, maybe? HAS TO BE COCKY.

4- best friend. Either: 1. Has secretly loved girl all her life; 2. Doesn't like girl the way she does but falls for her in the end; or 3. Loves her after her 'transformation'. Frequently friend zoned. The only person who is sometimes not cocky, but is cocky after they get together.

Conclusion for boys in Wattpad books: all of them must be COCKY BASTARDSSSSS.

Friend zoned people:

1- the nice guy

2- the best friend

Best friend:

-idiotic in a good way ("And that's why I love her.")

-weird

-squealing 24/7

-relationship guru

-knows that boy liked her since forever (lol)

Parents:

-nonexistent

-approves with everything

-usually single parent

There's absolutely no problem with these people, but every single book is like this, and it's growing funny, lol.