The first chapter is super short because I just want to ensure that people are actually going to read this. :) Reviews are appreciated <3
CrustyHem01: Sup, bro?
Hiddlestom: Uhmm...Who is this?
CrustyHem01: Oh-kayy. Nice to meet you too!
Hiddlestom: Sorry, that was rude of me. Hello.
CrustyHem01: What's your real name?
Hiddlestom: Why on earth would I tell you that?
CrustyHem01: Oh, c'mon, I'm just trynna make conversation!
Hiddlestom: I don't really fancy giving my name to somebody, whose Instagram username is 'Crusty Hem'.
Hiddlestom: Like, seriously, that is disgusting
CrustyHem01: Okay, you're a rude prude. HA!
Hiddlestom: Apologies. Although, I have to say, I do value your poetic nature and excessive use of exclamation points.
CrustyHem01: AW! I have no clue what you just said but AW!
Hiddlestom: Okay, goodbye now.
CrustyHem01: NO NO NO! WAIT!
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CrustyHem01: Oh c'mon. Really?
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