ChrisHems: Heyy! Long time, no see
ThomHiddles: Oh God.
ChrisHems: Well, we wouldn't have to have these awkward conversation starters if you just STOPPED BLOCKING ME
ThomHiddles: How did you find me this time?
ChrisHems: Well, you switched your account (you sneaky bastard) but you follow LP on this one too. All I had to do was search all twelve possible names you could have chosen.
ChrisHems: You will never outsmart me, Hiddle-poo
ChrisHems: I will always be watching you.
ThomHiddles: You're a freak
ChrisHems: AW! You're so sweet!
ThomHiddles: Ugh
ChrisHems: You keep talking to me so I can't be that bad!
ThomHiddles: ...
ThomHiddles: I guess not
ChrisHems: HA! SEE! WHEN'S THE WEDDING GONNA BE?!
ThomHiddles: Seriously? How old are you? Five?
ChrisHems: No. I'm 24. You know this, baby!
ChrisHems: I can't believe you forgot my birthday... What kind of husband are you?
ThomHiddles: Oh for... I'm not convinced you're over the age of 15.
ChrisHems: Chatting up minors, Tom? Not cool!
Message Read
ChrisHems: I'm Sorry
Chris Hems: No, really. I'm sorry. I act like a dumb ass when I'm into somebody
Message Read
ChrisHems: I see. I guess I'll just leave you, then. Goodbye Tom
ThomHiddles: Don't leave!
ThomHiddles: I apologize for my rudeness. I just... didn't know how to respond to that
ChrisHems: Respond to what?
ThomHiddles: You said that you were... into me?
ChrisHems: Can you blame me? You're hot as fuck, man.
ThomHiddles: Oh Lords
ChrisHems: What? Am I wrong?
ThomHiddles: Very
ChrisHems: oh for... hell no. Wait a damn minute!
ThomHiddles: What? Why?
ChrisHems added you, MRuffalo, EmoLesbo, JeremyRenner69 and RobertFrownyJr to a group chat
ThomHiddles: Who are these people?
ChrisHems: My friends. GUYS!
ChrisHems: HEY YOU GUYS!!!
ChrisHems:Guyssssssssssssssss
EmoLesbo: You do realize that writing our names in capital letters does not mean we can hear you.
ChrisHems: Scarlett!!!
EmoLesbo: *sighs* what, you big, blonde buffoon?
ChrisHems: That's abuse, Scarlett. I'll tell Elizabeth!
