ThomHiddles: You know, I really enjoyed our chat yesterday Chris.
ChrisHems: AW! I'm really glad you did, beautiful! Me too!
ThomHiddles: But there's just one little problem...
ChrisHems: Oh no... what?
ChrisHems: You're not... dumping me are you?
ThomHiddles: Wha- we're not even dating???
ChrisHems: Oh yeah... my bad
ThomHiddles: I was just going to mention the little fact that... I uhm, don't know what you look like, Chris.
ChrisHems: Oh
ChrisHems: Oh, right! Since you blocked me on my other account, I only use this one to talk to you so I don't have any pictures of me.
ThomHiddles: I feel bad for blocking you :(
ChrisHems: Don't feel bad. If anybody else tries to talk to you, though, block them!!!!!
ThomHiddles: Why?
ChrisHems: Because I don't want you falling in love with some creepo slacker and getting murdered or something.
ThomHiddles: Gee, thanks
ThomHiddles: SEND ME YOUR FACE!!
ChrisHems: *sighs* Fineeeee
ThomHiddles: Oh
ChrisHems: Oh? Oh! Wow, thanks bro that sends my confidence through the roof!
ThomHiddles: NO, NO YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL I DIDN'T MEAN OH I WAS JUST UNAWARE OF WHAT TO SAY YOU'RE FACE STUNNED ME INTO SILENCE!
ChrisHems: Whatever
ThomHiddles: Chris?
ChrisHems: Forget it
ThomHiddles: No, I'm so sorry. Please don't be mad with me.
ChrisHems: You're totally pouting right now, aren't you? Haha!
ThomHiddles: Hey, not funny
ChrisHems: I'm sorry baby.
ThomHiddles: You're forgiven
ThomHiddles: You really are... beautiful, though. I am utterly awe-struck
ChrisHems: AW! THANKS DADDY!
ThomHiddles: Oh gosh
ChrisHems: What's wrong, lover? Is this turning you on?
ThomHiddles: Seriously. I'm at work. Stop.
ChrisHems: Oh, that's even better daddy. You gonna bend me over the tables and make me scream into the dirty rags?
ThomHiddles: I swear I just whimpered and people are staring.
ChrisHems: They're not aloud to stare at you. You're all mine.
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ChrisHems: HA! You're not... doing da doo, are you?
ChrisHems: You're gonna look SUPER suspicious!
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ChrisHems: Seriously, lackluster! Get out there and wait on some tables!
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ChrisHems: Okay, you've been gone for a while now. Are you okay?
ChrisHems: Tommy?
ChrisHems: TOOOOOMMMMM
ChrisHems: You haven't been stolen by the creepo in your DM's have you? I will fight for your love, Tomolom!
ThomHiddles: Sorry. There was a situation.
ChrisHems: AHHHHHHHHH, I can tell, you dirty boy.
ThomHiddles: No, like seriously. There was an accident.
ChrisHems: What do you mean? Are you hurt?
ThomHiddles: It's not too bad, I'm fine
ChrisHems: What do you mean it's not too bad? What the fuck happened?
ChrisHems: C'mon, you can't ignore me now! I'm panicking, Tom! What the fuck?
ThomHiddles: Hey, I'm fine. I just smashed a glass.
ChrisHems: Is it bad? Do you need a hospital?
ThomHiddles: No. But it's bleeding a bit. I might take a while to reply.
ChrisHems: Okay. But please make sure you're keeping an eye on it. If it doesn't stop bleeding or if you think there's any shards in it, go to a Doctor okay?
ChrisHems: Is nobody helping you? What the fuck?
ThomHiddles: We closed a few minutes before. It's just me.
ChrisHems: Aw, shit
ThomHiddles: I have to say, I love this side of you Chris. So caring! It's turning me on.
ChrisHems: That is the blood loss talking
ThomHiddles: NAWWW S'NOT! You treat me like a woman deserves to be treated. YAY
ChrisHems: Wowww, haha. Always for you, baby.
ThomHiddles: Aw, you slob. It's your bedtime, go to sleep!
ChrisHems: Yes, daddy
ThomHiddles: I swear...
ChrisHems: Keep your blood pressure down, okay? GOODNIGHT BABY, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
ThomHiddles: Anything for you, baby
ChrisHems: <3<3<3<3